Thursday 10 August 2023

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(I awaken, where's my M I L K > : U 02:15:23

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> [color=black] Oh. That was quick. You really wish your modus was anywhere near as reliable. You made this wager entirely out of jest. It's not like you can really have an impartial judge. Still... There's a time waster to be had here. You completely disregard the fact that you are in nondescript boxers. You have a bet to think about it. [/color] "Uh. Hm... If this was an [i]actual[/i] wager, I don't know if any of us could judge this properly... And that depends on what this wager even is?? If it's you looking great you [i]automatically[/i] lose. If it's something to do with me wearing better- I have no idea how that would even begin to work- Let alone what we would be wagering." [color=black] You turn your attention back to the dress. You can procrastinate a little bit more.[/color] 02:21:06

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> “I dunno, don’t have to wager anything if you don’t wanna.” They say, putting the hand holding the photo behind them to offer it. “Free drink on me I guess if you look better than me in the photo.” 02:25:11

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> [color=black] You gingerly accept the photo, squinting. You're probably going to lose. At least you don't have to wager anything. It's a win-win. Sort of. [/color] "I'll take that as a challenge then! Even if I might be missing a few things, I'm sure it won't matter in the end. Probably." [color=black] And your attention is back to the dress again. You could stall just a [i]little[/i] bit longer to prepare, but you might regret it. Ah, to hell with it. You signed up for this wager, so you might as well go all in.[/color] "... Uh. So! If you [i]do[/i] happen to have anything else to match the photo I wouldn't... uh. -It would probably help to make the odds a little more even, you know?" [color=black] The things you would do for a free drink. Even if it's all part of some silly game, you just can't help but play along. It feels good to give Tobira the choice. [/color] 02:35:48

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(we outta choccy milk, regular shall suffice 02:39:25

> they giggled, taking out an old makeup kit to offer. “I swear you better not transform from Handsome to stunning. Make a fool like me turn to jello!” They teased, still eagerly awaiting as they stare down the wall 02:39:31

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> [color=black]You glance over your shoulder. Oh. It looks like you're really going through with this then. [/color]"No promises. It's not my fault if I end up looking amazing from the waist-up. If anything, I [i]want[/i] you to turn into jello. That means I win, right?" [color=black]You've stalled long enough. You're ready. Probably. You begin to work your way through the article of clothing, being careful not to stretch it out. Thankfully it seems like it's a good fit, hugging your body a little too snugly. You're not sure how to feel about this. You decide to make this a little easier for Tobira, wheeling your chair up behind them before taking a seat.[/color] "Okay! So... Now you can do your thing and turn around." [color=black] You decide to close your eyes shut. You know this sounds silly, but you don't want to see their reaction. It might be mortifying. You'd rather sit here in complete darkness and wait until the 'grand finale'.[/color] 02:48:51

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(( just realized i have no idea what color the dress is 02:49:42

((Shid, my b. Grey 02:50:01

(( no worries :gun: 02:50:19

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> they turn around. “Alright, let’s see how you lo-“ STUN! You look on at what you helped create, amazed by the results. “W-Well, I guess we know how you look in that. I can c-confirm that uh… I-If you want you can keep the outfit if you like it, I’d likely need an updated on for myself.” A grape has formed! 02:55:39

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> They've really got some glowsticks lodged in their sockets, huh? You think about it, surely that's not it, but eh. You don't really mind. You pat down your slacks- right, right, the secret inner pocket within your pocket. You unzip this pocket within a pocket and withdraw your wallet opening it up and out comes the card, "As funny as that sounds, I wouldn't force you to suffer like that." Well... maybe not this time around. They certainly could split the bill, but whether or not that's your intention will remain to yourself, "What you need is a spa day or something." 03:00:10

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> [color=black] You wait in suspense... Oh? Did... you win? You weren't expecting that in the slightest. You open your eyes a crack, blinking. You still have no idea how you look so you'll just choose to take Tobira's jaw-dropping reaction as a compliment. You can feel your face heating up to the point where you might need some of their concealer to hide it- assuming you don't have some on already? That's strange to think about.[/color] "Uh. Wow. I don't need to mop you off of the floor, but it's getting kind of close, hahah. I guess I win?" [color=black] You get up to your feet, brushing yourself off. Huh? You could keep it...?[/color] "Are you sure- I mean. It's not like I'll really use this too much- Not unless you want me to...?" [color=black] At least you have something new to wager. You shoot a smirk grape-wards. If looks could cull... You're not really sure where yours would land in lethality. You might as well try them out for a test drive. 03:08:18

> You laugh shortly, kind of like a quiet bark "No." Time to wait for a waiter to materialise and see just how much this is going to cost you. "I'm sure you can guess but I don't do 'spa days'" Unless he counts doing basic skincare and hygiene every morning, theres too much to do to spend time putting on face masks or painting nails or whatever. You'll stick to your routine now, its short and it makes sense, wake up, shower, do basic people stuff, work, fuck around for a bit, work, repeat. If you get invited to a party you do that but generally things are simple and you like that, less time to think leads to more productivity and less panic. 03:11:13

> “Y-Yeah, up to you tho, I uh… wow, didn’t really expect this one! I uh… guess I owe you a drink? But it’s, up to you if you wanna wear it, I just th-thought I should offer.” hooooh boy, room’s a little spinny and warm. “… You look a-absolutely gorgeous!” They blurted. 03:13:22

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> "I personally don't do it either. At least not the whole thing, just the hot rocks and the sauna. Heat's good for the muscles or something like that." It's also prime time to think. You get to just sit there amidst steam, basically naked, and think for a while. Just figure things out, but it's a rare commodity that you allow yourself to go, got lots of stuff to do, after all. You're not so concerned about when a waiter will or won't appear, your sole focus is on them, "So when do you think the next time you'll beg me to drag you into the outside world again will be?" 03:24:23

> "Well. If you insist. ;)" [color=black] You feel kind of bad about accepting their offer since you don't really deserve to be taking their stuff! But at the same time, all it takes is one look at Tobira and you can tell that you're doing them a huge favor. When they said they were going to melt, you didn't think they meant it literally!- Well. It's still figurative, but you have better things to do than to argue semantics with yourself. The toll this is beginning to take on them is starting to get concerning. Not to mention the hell your ego is going through right now with this nonstop barrage of compliments. You should probably dial things back a little... Unbeknownst to you, going from 'hot' to 'warm' might be a mistake. You close the distance between the two of yo- Egh! You are not used to this skirt yet. You reach out to set an arm on their shoulder.[/color] "Woah!- Uh- Are you okay? Sorry just- I'm probably overreacting." [color=black] You face melts into a weak smile. This is such a mess. You're just overreacting Hansou. 03:24:30

> Thinking is the exact opposite of what you want, autopilot is less complicated. You lean forward again "Depends, when's the next time you'll insist on meeting me?" A sauna probably wouldn't be too good for your arm either, it's waterproof enough to shower but hot steam might do something to the wire coating or paint. Not that there's much paint left on it, that thing looks like it's been through every alternian war. You are also very concerned with when the waiter will show up because you fully intend on rawdogging down a grubpocket sloppy style when you get back to your dorm, the hunger has caught up with you and you really don't want to get irritable. 03:30:49

> their eyes widen, senses somewhat returning. “I-Oh, yeah, I’m o-ok! I-I’m just a bit stun locked is all!” Their blush is still deep as ever as they offer shy smile. “Besides, I think I’m the one over reacting. Me, a hardass yakuza, going Gaga over a dolled up pretty troll! Wh-Who’d have thought?” They nervously giggle. 03:31:35

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> "Who knows? You'll be sleeping in my dorm, so I probably won't have that urge for a while." Your commitment to doing things is some of the best in the business, so there's no way you won't want to see them again, but alas. Your neuron has been activated enough to not mind them being a shut-in for maybe... hmmm... you give them 2 weeks, "If you [i]really[/i] want me to want you, I can most certainly just stick around the dorm~" Despite how your mood and energy shot up just from being out, staving off this tiredness is a lot of work. You look fine, but you're personally putting yourself through the wringer with how long you've been up, "Next time, you're picking though." 03:38:39

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> [color=black] False alarm. Everything is fine. [/color] "Good... I was getting a little worried about you. I thought you might pass out on the spot" [color=black] And now it's your turn to blush. 'Dolled up' is just about the last words you would ever think to be used to describe you. And yet here you are! [/color]"I- Well, you- I can't really blame you and- I'm [i]not[/i]..."[color=black] You just barely squeezed out a coherent sentence. Good work. You clear your throat and take a moment to catch your breath.[/color] "...Well. If I have that effect on the big bad Yakuza, imagine what'll happen if I step outside? Woof. It'll be the end of the world out there, Hahah. Not unless I'd have someone to help me...?"[color=black] Fate just simultaneously handed you what might as well be a date along with the perfect outfit to make sure it goes well off of a single bet. What is [i]happening[/i]??- Ah. Wait. You probably can't go out barefoot- Or just about anything else Tobira had. Damn. You immediately begin to clarify:[/color] "I should add that uh- I don't really have anything else that matches with this, so it [i]might[/i] be best to save this for a different day. -Not unless you happen to have some other hand-me-downs which... I don't want to trouble you anymore." [color=black] Not as smooth as you'd like, but it'll have to do. [/color] 03:48:39

(( sorr if im slowing down a little, whoops 03:49:01

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> “Oh, right, uh.” They rifle through their modus and take out two cards… why do they have recipes with blank spots on the back? “Have ever worn high heals?” They say as they complete the recipes to get grey high heels and grey sneakers. “And if this is what I’m thinking you’re offering, maybe I might take out another dress to match?” Damn, dudes got a whole ass wardrobe of both matching suits and dresses 03:55:07

> You don't look any better than you did when you walked in here but somehow this hasn't been that draining either, maybe the curiosity fueled you. Nows the time to process what he said, or better yet don't, ignore it all together. Yes, you will go back to ignoring anything vaguely like a flirt. "I know a great noodle place but it might be a bit too east for you." You do feel bad about kicking him out of his dorm but it was his choice. If you really can't sleep you'll just go find him and bail out of it, he gets his block back and you get to go solder tiny metal wires together for a few extra hours than intended. Easy. 03:55:34

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> "Hah, nothing's too far anywhere for me, just say you wanna go and I'll get there somehow." You feel your palmhusk buzz about in your pocket, who or what could that be? Just as you pull it out the waiter returns for the third time, lucky lucky, you don't pay him too much mind as you look at your palmhusk, [color=#002790]"Everything alright for you two? Do either of you need anything?"[/color] "Uhhh yeah, could we get the check please? And a to-go box for the cheesecake." What ? You're not letting good food go to waste. You look over the messages you've been receiving, the weight of your exhaustion starting to finally have a bit of a toll on your disposition as you put a hand to your temple, [color=#002790]"Very good, and how would you like to pay?" [/color] You neglect to respond for a second before snapping back to reality and slipping your palmhusk back in your pocket, "Hmmmm let's say I'll pay for my stuff and you just pay for the cheesecake, fair?" You gesture to them with a wink and a smile. Those last few seconds never happened. 04:05:09

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> [color=black]...This is just unfair. Once again you are stunned by the sheer amount of resources Tobira has on hand at all times. When [i]aren't[/i] they prepared?? Why are you always unprepared??[/color] "I haven't worn a dress before so! It looks like today will be a day of many firsts." [color=black] And mistakes. You choose to take the heels and take a seat on the ground to try and put them on... A [i]little[/i] tight. You're not going to survive walking in these like this. You root around in a nearby drawer and grab a pair of socks. A simple swap and... Uh. Good enough? [/color] "Does this look work or should I steal something else from you, hah?- Oh? I uh... Sure! Go for whatever you think will work best." [color=black] You might melt worse than Tobira did if they decide to go all out with this one. You begin to pick up some of your old clothes that you left on the floor and set them back up on your desk, folded. Hm... Idea. You probably shouldn't suggest it. You're the one who lost the wager. It'd be a little odd. Not to mention you would miss out on whatever else Tobira has packed away in their sylladex. 04:09:34

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> they chuckled as they take out some proper stockings for Hansou. “Uh, is there a spot I can change clothes in or.” They say as they discard the suit coat, hat, and shoes. Already get the head start on the clothes swap. 04:17:21

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> [color=black] Ah. Yet another stolen offering. You accept the offer, face flushed.[/color] "Uh. You could use the room's abolutionblock. It's a little cramped, but it should be good enough?" [color=black] ...You probably should have used that when you changed. You're an idiot. Once they leave to get dressed, you begin to swap out the socks, encasing your legs whole. And that's your outfit complete!- Well, you could hardly call it [i]yours[/i]. You turn your attention back to Tobira, eagerly awaiting the transformation. This has to be the strangest night you've ever had. And it all began with some wagers. [/color] 04:25:09

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> And be in debt to them for the drinks? You'll have to settle for it this time, you'll just cover his bill next time, if there is one. "Fine" You sigh. You didn't miss that dip in energy, if anything it made you stare again, you could burn holes through your glasses with how hard you're studying his face again. As much as you don't want the cheesecake, it's a waste to let it go to the trash, a waste of your money too. Maybe you can stick it in IG's fridge and conveniently forget it. You'll scheme later. You won't mention the show of weakness so you gotta find a new topic "What time is it?" Might as well calculate how long you have to sit up in their block staring at paint until you can sleep while you have time. 04:29:25

> oh yeah, taking advantage of that. They enter and will remain in there for a good moment before exiting in an oriental themed short sleeved (enough to see the tattoos on arms) and long skirted purple dress with gold trim decal. Hair is tied in a pony tail, make up applied, and a lil leggy showing as they wear matching color dress heels… I swear, the real Tobira better not be hiding in there! “Ah? How do I look?” Who is this rando?? 04:32:21

> [color=#002790]"Alright then I shall be back momentarily."[/color] You hand them the cards and they are on their way. Despite giving your palmhusk a good look, you didn't actually know the time, you were more focused on the messages than anything, "Oh, let me check." Almost gave you a headache just looking at them, but it was important information to have. Despite all that, your demeanor hadn't changed much: at ease and smiling. Sure you're poking at your head with a pair of fingers, but otherwise you're fine. You dig into your pocket once more for your palmhusk, "Hmmmmm 10:30, still pretty early, why do you ask?" 04:37:41

> [color=black] You blink. And then you blink again. It takes a few seconds of dead air for the shellshock to pass. [/color] "I-..." [color=black] You were wrong. The air seemed to grow heavier. You weren't ready yet. What in the world did you do to deserve [i]this??[/i] Nothing! Absolutely nothing! And yet here you are. You could've sworn your neighbor went into that abolutionblock and what came out was just... Wow.[/color] "Good." [color=black] It takes all of your strength to utter a single word. You take the next few minutes to recover and gather your bearings. You're hopeless, Hansou. [/color] 04:38:28

> Oh no "What am I supposed to be doing for the hours until I sleep?" Never hurts to ask how to be a troll being. Taking advice from this guy is surely going to end well, he'll probably tell you to self care or something. You watch the waiter go before looking back to him and returning to that intense eyecontact from before, you really should stop doing that. 04:42:03

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> they smiled and walked over, offering what seems to be a long gloved hand to them. “It’s one of my many guises, but today it’s your partner in this roller coaster~.” They wink. “What do you say, Handsome?” 04:45:15

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> You let a small sigh slip through the cracks, it was a yawn, but you'd just it fizzle down to a sigh by inhaling a bit more when you felt it coming on, "I'd tell you to quit stressing and not think about it, but something tells me that's not your strong suit." You let your eyes flutter close in thought, man, you wanna lay down. Honestly, you'd sleep right on this table if you could, "My best advice for that is to find a cuddle buddy." 04:51:11

> [color=black]You snap out of your haze when something else seems to enter your field of vision. Blink. Without thinking, you accept their hand. [/color] "I- Yes." [color=black] You've become keenly aware that you don't have anything to call Tobira besides- well... Tobira. You have to think of something eventually. Luckily you have plenty of time. You're starting to slowly regain control of your senses. [/color]"I'm ready to ride." [color=black]You hope Tobira has some sense of direction when it comes to this kind of thing. You're just making this up as you go. You have absolutely no idea where you might possibly end up. 04:52:02

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> they smile as they lead the way out to the parking lot. “Anywhere special you’d like to see, dear?” They asked before stopping at what seems to be a small RV, opening the door for the other. “Our ride won’t be high class, but it’s as loyal as a hyena hound.” They smiled 04:56:07

> You scoff but it comes out as kind of a laugh, cuddling. "Yeah sure. I'll just pull someone in because apparently I need a hug or something." If you're being honest, cuddling sounds great. But that's leaving out how awkard it can be and how super not designed for hugs you're made and a whole bunch of other factors that play into it, what if your glasses get knocked off? What if you get uncomfortable? What if it's sweaty? Sweat is gross. Overthinking is your hobby so you could go on for ages. 04:56:47

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> [color=black]You continue to tag along, completely entranced by them. You're stumbling about like a newborn doe, but you convince yourself it's just natural. You'll just have to figure out this heels thing in a trial by fire. At least you're getting better at it.[/color] "Uh. Nothing comes to mind. I didn't really think this far ahead, Hahah. I was hoping you would have something in mind." [color=black]Damn. They did it again. That's another door opened for you bringing the score to 2-1. You're starting to lose ground in this one-sided game. You make a mental note to seize an opportunity to win back territory later.[/color] "It's perfect." [color=black] You set a stockinged leg on one of the steps and climb into the RV. All aboard![/color] 05:02:48

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(( to be continued later(?) 05:03:20

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> "I don't know, [i]do[/i] you need a hug?" You've certainly got all your bases covered, cuddling is awesome; small spoon, big spoon, being smaller and the big spoon, being bigger and the little spoon, it all works for you. Sure, some times horns get in the way, but most of the time that just means they should little spoon facing your chest rather than facing away. It all works out in your book. You never really think too hard about it, "You've got some inoffensive horns, so being the little spoon works, you've got long limbs because you're tall so being the big spoon works, pretty good setup to cuddle. All you need is a partner and you'd be ready to go." 05:09:04

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> Maybe your judgement is being clouded by the bit of alcohol you've had but hypothetically, if you found yourself a little more high and in a comfortable place you could be okay with cuddling.. "You can't just go around asking people if they need a hug fish" You're very much avoiding the cuddle partner issue but thats not what matters, you're more focused on these points he's bringing up. You've been the big spoon, little spoon, in between, but horns aren't even something you've considered yet. Losing an eye to a particularly pointy one doesn't seem fun, cybernetic eyes are expensive to make. 05:21:38

> Hah, you [i]can't[/i] ask people if they need a hug? Pssh they underestimate your the stats you've put in to charisma, "Ohhhh?~ You think I haven't done so before? I could do it right now." It's not like you can guarantee your success in such an endeavor right now, you've off your game these past few nights... probably from all the sleep you keep letting pass you by, but if you get even this trolldroid to blush for even a second, how out of touch are you really? 05:30:16

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> To be fair, two vodka tonics and a little more from earlier played into that, not to mention the sleep deprivation. You're also not used to people talking to you like that. ANyways, you doubt he's bluffing but who are you to not give him the satisfaction of asking someone "alright" You lean back, arms crossed as you so often do, you are very good at looking like kind of an asshole "Go for it." What unwitting stranger will get asked the million dollar question tonight? 07:41:25

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> Hm. You're not sure who could possibly actually need a hug right now. Asking any of the wairer's would be way too easy. You don't really trust yourself to get the job done, but hey, you can work with a failure- sometimes that's when you do your best work! You scan over everyone around, you start deducting anyone who appears to be on a date- you could probably pull that off, but that's r o u g h. Take out anyone who's obviously tipsy off their butt, and eliminate a few more just because you think it'd be easy. Hmm hmm. Bingo, "That lil' group over there a good few tables behind me on the left." You don't bother pointing where, simply plopping your head in your propped hand. It was a group of 4: two olives, a cerulean, and a bronze. Really planning on party crashing a girl's night out? Yes, yes you are. 08:00:33

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> You look over for them, he's really going to crash this, and who are you to stop him. Eyes back to IG "Report back how it goes" aaand off to wait for the checks to come back and contemplate cuddling. Hypothetically, if you were to need a little cuddle, you would need a hypothetical other person. Now you only know two people at the moment and you aren't keen to ask a stranger. Your blockmate doesn't seem like the cuddling type but you would never ask IG yourself. That wouldn't be good for the walls you guard so religiously. It's all hypothetical anyways. 08:08:21

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> "Just you wait and see~" out comes the waiter returning with their cards and a nice black box for the cheeesecake to be carried out in, [color=#002790]"We appreciate your patronage, we look forward to seeing you again."[/color] "Great work tonight buddy." You slide over a tip to them. Roughly 200 or so. [color=#002790]"Uh... thank you, sir."[/color] "No problemo." You wave them off for probably the last time tonight. You start to straighten out your dress shirt and suit jacket, "This should be fun; Be back in a few." Off you go to either get shot down harder than duck by a game hunter or possibly make a lot of people jealous by accident. Okay, maybe a little bit on purpose, but mostly by accident.[br] [br] You have the vibe down to a tee; the easy resting shoulders yet firm strut as your hands rest casually in your pockets. How you manage to seem so calm is a mystery, which is good because mystery leads to curiousity and curiousity leads to enticement. Or at least that's how it usually works. You get to their table and immediately start laying on the charm. Moment of truth. 09:28:50

> You're immediately met with an icy glare from one of the olive's and another beams at you from the bronze. You work well under pressure, just means you have to preform better, "My, my what a lovely group of ladies, my goodness you all must be movie stars!" [color=#8b4500]"Wow, quite the charmer are we..."[/color] the sarcasm was palpable, basically suffocating, but- "Who, me? Nooo.. I've just got a prime appreciation for some moving works od art when I see them~" You've got one olive who seems to want to gut you, but the other is already completely green in the face and playing with her hair, [color=#556b2f]"Heehee, thank you..."[/color] [color=#808000]"Oh puh-lease, tell me you're not falling for this little act of his."[/color] "Me? Acting? I would never! I see wondrous, awe-inspiring women, and I've just [i]got[/i] to pay my respects to them."[br] [br]The cerulean chimes in, also looking a bit bright in the face, so you've definitely caught her eye, [color=#2a52be]"Well, we can appreciate he knows beauty when he sees it can't we? The sweetheart ain't so bad looking himself~"[/color] "Oh yeah?~ Please, you can't be beautiful [i]AND[/i] graceful, my pusher can barely take it~" [color=#556b2f]"P-Poor thing.."[/color] [color=#808000]"[sub]oh brother....[/sub]"[/color] "I'd be the LUCKIEST troll if I could grant any one of you at least one pleasure. Say... maybe a hug?~" [color=#8b4500]"Fat chan-"[/color] the green faced olive sprung into action immediately. 09:29:09

> She purrs and purrs relentlessly, nuzzling all over you, you hug her back and she practically melts. You enjoy the warmth, [color=#2a52be]"Hey, hey leave some of the guy for me!"[/color] and with that you are successfully hugging half the group, "Absolutely divine~" the olive eventually sneaks a kiss on you, to which you return it in kind. Just a small peck on the lips. A little more back and forth with those two with some chastising from the more abrasive pair and you're shoo'd off, but not before scoring two numbers. What the heck are you gonna do with these? Ah, you'll figure it out. You manage to make a courteous exit telling them to enjoy their night and hitting them with a wink and finger guns, pocketing the numbers and returning to the table, "Man, I'm surprised that went half as well as ir did!" 09:29:30

((this guys charisma is off the fucking charts 09:32:48

> That went so much better than you thought it would that you just watched the entire thing, flabbergasted. Your jaw would be on the floor if you didn't keep control of it really. You still look bored though so the mild shock is very hidden "Yeah now you look like a creep" With no fork to fidget with you take your card and pull the box towards you "Ready to go?" You really want to get back now so you can burn that whole show out of your pan. You've never seen someone have that much unsettling pull before in person, it was like watching a scene out of a script, mythological. You half expect his grave to say 'here lies Zegama Foenix, the man who once flirted with two stranger in a restaurant and walked out alive.' It's probably not that big of a deal but it's still just a little wacky. 09:40:19

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(what can I say? The dice blessed him ùwú he rizzed even the dice 10:30:18

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> Up your card goes and into the wallet it is hidden, nuzzled right next to those phone numbers. You know, thinking about it now, it wouldn't be so bad to take it slow with someone.... you'll have to give it more serious thought, but... "Heh, please you spoil me rotten with such high praise~" you're definitely the best kind of creep to be faced with at any rate, you gesture to let them walk away first, "Anyways, that fantastic display aside, the point is, you [i]do[/i] need a hug most likely. Cuddling is some top tier stuff for relaxing. You just have to find somebody.. or get a stuffed beast toy. Extra large." 11:17:12

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