Monday 07 August 2023

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Until the next time! 02:37:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You should probably sleep soon. You've been up for a little longer than you'd like to admit. 02:38:05

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(( time to lurk 02:39:31

((oki! I’m just taking a break cause internet being weird. Sorry for my goblin being a total tease 02:40:25

(( valid 02:40:52

(( i rattle tobira around in a a can, they're awesome 02:41:21

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((aight, internet chilled 03:14:39

(( weba 03:16:13

((hoi 03:22:47

(( perhaps, 03:23:22

(( perhaps? 03:26:05

(( may send hansou back on the gc for a little while 03:26:34

(( up to you lol 03:27:57

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You cannot sleep. 03:29:38

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You have decided to wait here until you can. In case that wasn't clear to no one in particular. 03:30:05

CM: 『 Well, that sucks ig. The tunnel ended but if you wanna chill solo that’s chill 』 03:31:27

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Oh. Tobira is back. 03:32:38

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You didn't really have any plans. You're just here. If that makes sense. 03:32:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > At least the time will pass just a little bit quicker. 03:33:15

CM: 『 That’s fair, glad I can help 』 03:33:27

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CM: 『 I forgot to ask, ever hang dango? 』 03:35:38

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You haven't. 03:36:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You admit you're not sure what that means ^^; 03:36:22

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CM: 『 Its a dumpling of sorts, made of rice flour 』 03:37:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You suspect that you'll know what it tastes like soon enough. 03:39:44

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Your interest is peaked. 03:40:00

CM: 『 I make mine a little fruity so 』 03:40:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You quickly add that you might go quiet for a few minutes. If that happens, it is safe to assume that you have fallen asleep. 03:40:44

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Though you suspect that won't happen for a while. 03:40:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You want to hear more. 03:41:09

CM: 『 Well, I role them up nice and big! Like half my palm! Though sometimes I accidentally make them a full palm size 』 03:42:14

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CM: 『 End up giving 3 fist sized Fruity rice dough orbs 』 03:43:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're not sure if this is better or worse when it comes to trying to sleep. 03:45:30

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're starting to get hungry despite having just eaten ^^; 03:46:22

CM: 『 Then I steam them, skewer them, serve them up in pretty colors 』 03:46:27

CM: 『 Oops, sorry 』 03:46:36

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > It's fine! You did ask for this after all. 03:46:46

> Okay they went that direction. It's fine, you won't miss a beat, won't let your facial expressions shift. instead you tilt your head slightly, making eye contact "Why? You trying to slither your way into one?" You really wish you had that drink right about now. 03:47:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Keep going. It's sort of helping. Maybe? You're not sure. You just like listening to Tobira go on. 03:47:17

((responded and they went offline as soon as i hit enter smh 03:47:49

CM: 『 Alright, uh, what else should I talk about 』 03:47:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're not sure... 03:48:06

((massive oof 03:48:14

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're silently writing down mental notes on how to steal these recipes. 03:48:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Soon [i]you'll[/i] be the... Hm. 03:48:43

CM: 『 >:0 good luck 』 03:49:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > "BumbleKitty Biker?" You swear there's more to it, but you can't remember the rest. 03:49:08

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CM: 『 Tobi the BumbleKitty Yanki 』 03:49:40

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(I'm omnipresent uwu 03:50:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Yes. That's the one. 03:50:45

((i forgot to tell you when we started this but CJ kind of looks like a wet cat 03:51:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You bet no one would no the difference if you wore the costume. 03:51:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Just as long as you aren't asked to cook or fight anything anyway. Haha. 03:51:37

CM: 『 And good luck getting my experimental recipes! They’re like… one of those really good hand bags that’s on display but not anywhere else 』 03:51:50

(i assumed they looked like a cat from the start but a WET ONE? 03:52:08

((you know 03:52:14

((sad wet cat 03:52:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Allll according to your plan. 03:53:10

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > This is one step in a [i]sweep[/i] long subterfuge effort to steal all of Tobira's recipes. 03:53:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Muahaha. 03:53:44

CM: 『 You saucy Baka! 』 03:53:52

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You should add to take most of your words right now with a grain of salt. Fatigue is wrap its tendrils over you. 03:55:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Aside from the super-evil-takeover. That is a very real threat and you are super strong and evil ;) 03:55:57

CM: 『 Bet, I dare you to take me on 』 03:56:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You would lose in an instant. Probably. 03:57:51

CM: 『 Lol, who knows 』 03:58:27

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're not even sure what kind of fight it would be, but you don't value your odds. 03:58:31

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You [i]might[/i] win if the odds were stacked in your favor ^^; 03:59:22

> "Hahaaaa, always~" You 100% are, but with them specifically? Ehhhh... you don't know yet, "But I wouldn't really worry your prettly little head about that, you have nothing to be concerned about." As if on cue, that vodka tonic is brought to the table in conjunction with your usual mini-feast. Oh yeaaaaah, chow time is upon you, "My eyes are set on someone for something, not sure what though." You pick probably the spiciest looking roll in existence: the rice of the roll is essentially orange, the innards of it is clearly laced with wasabi, and it of course has that fiery spread slathered over it. You pop one in, ahhhhhhhh it burns so good. You fins droop and your gills flutter slightly; perfect as always. 03:59:59

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Maybe you could win in a game of chance? That seems a little more balanced. 04:01:44

> You didn't really listen to IG's response, instead you take a biiiiig sip of that drink, hopefully a topic change can be swiftly enacted. Quick think of something new to talk about! You look down at the sushi "spicy." Great going, what a sentence, you should really think about getting into politics people would love how much you talk. Whatever, all that matters is casually avoiding heavy topics that have to do with yourself. 04:04:17

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CM: 『 Chance huh, what’s the gamble? 』 04:11:40

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> "Spicy like whatever your response it gonna be." Fish having the worst short term memory is propaganda and you won't be made an example of, "The big scary quadrant question is really just meek lil hopbeast, cute and skittish and gone before you know it." Were you trying to make them feel better? Maybe. Maybe not. You exactly seem keen on using both chopsticks, sort of just using one to stand a roll up and stab it down the middle. 04:13:17

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You didn't get that far. 04:13:26

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > The only thing that comes to mind is a coin flip. Nothing beats the classics. 04:13:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > No wagers of course! Not that you can think of any, anyway... 04:14:29

CM: 『 What? No wealth, gifts, hugs? 』 04:15:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Hmmm... Those [i]would[/i] be good ideas! You're just fresh out of them. 04:15:54

CM: 『 Name it and I’ll match! 』 04:16:31

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > If Tobira has any suggestions, you're down to go for a sleep-deprived wager. 04:16:34

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Uh... You wish you had any ^^; 04:16:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > A hug sounds nice since it's not any [i]actual[/i] stakes, though you're not really sure if there's any losing that kind of wager. 04:17:13

CM: 『 I’m sure there’s a wheel we can spin online for wager ideas 』 04:18:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Good idea. You'll begin the hunt on a quick troogle search and... 04:18:51

> Fuck okay. You mentally take a deep breath, ignoring the heresy that is whatever they're doing with those chopsticks. You decide to play it cool, don't dodge answering this one "Oh yeah, that." sip sip at mach speed "I already said in the memo I don't really care for them, never had any quads and I think pitch and matesprits are gross anyways." You throw in a small shrug for good measure and mess with whatever utensil was left for you to eat that cheesecake with. 04:19:31

CM: 『 :0 』 04:20:08

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're not too keen on any of these ideas, but it seems harmless enough. 04:21:14

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You ask CM if they want to see the options and spin the wheel themselves or if you should handle it all on your end. 04:21:39

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Who knows? You might rig it in your favor ;) 04:21:47

CM: 『 Nah, surprise me 』 04:22:03

CM: 『 What’s the worst it can give 』 04:22:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Some of these [i]are[/i] kind of tame, so that's good news! Probably. 04:22:54

CM: 『 If you wanna liven it up then by all means~, Nyoho! 』 04:23:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > ^^; You'll pass. 04:23:44

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CM: 『 Ok good, thank fuck 』 04:24:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > The worst it possibly gets is to give the winner a kiss which... You're not sure works in this context? Ah, it'll be fine. 04:24:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You'll just spin the wheel. No need to overthink something so silly. 04:24:44

CM: 『 That’s fine I guess 』 04:25:02

> the brain says: AAAAAGGGGH, NAAAAAAAAAA- 04:25:33

> [color=black] Wheel filled out. Time to... Oh. Your bloodpusher dropped for a moment there. That actually came dangerously close to the kissing option. It seems you're safe... Ah. Wait. This one is wager is lame. 04:27:25

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Uh. Should I do a retry? 04:27:36

CM: 『 Why? 』 04:27:48

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > The wager is "Loser has to buy the Winner lunch" which... ^^; 04:28:02

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You think Tobira is already technically doing this for you, haha. 04:28:18

CM: 『 That’s lame, you’d already getting free lunch 』 04:28:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Right? 04:28:40

CM: 『 Try harder wheel, or you’d be dealing with me 』 04:29:10

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Here we go again. You'll give this one a big wind-up. Digitally. 04:29:16

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You confess that most of the wheels that you've found are not the best. You're too tired to find a good one so you'll just settle for mediocre. 04:30:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Some of the stuff on here isn't [i]half[/i] bad. It's kind of weird, but there's at least stakes. 04:30:59

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> Mm, mm, mm. So gooooooood~ and such a shame. Maybe if they knew anything about you deep down, they'd know that they can't exactly half-truth you as easily. You can never be completely certain with others, but your senses are tingling, whether or not you should call them out for BS... well the legislacerators are still giving their arguements on that front. You take a sec to mull it over, twirling your singular chopstick around before picking up the other and starting to use them both properly. You're competent enough to use them without much care, so you guess that's how you'll handle their response, "Heh, as if you'd say anywhere near that much on the memo. So what's so gross? The coming to terms with your feelings part or the potentially pusherache part?" Competence without much care. Good enough for now. 04:31:21

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Like take for example this one: loser eats garbage. You're not a huge fan of it but it's at least something. 04:31:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You clarify that's not the wheel's choice. This is an example. That one would be terrible to get. 04:31:51

CM: 『 Subjective, but eh 』 04:32:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Oh. You spun it again. 04:33:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > In retrospect maybe you should just settle this silly wager business for another night. None of these wheels are that great... 04:34:09

CM: 『 It’s fine, up to you 』 04:34:50

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Great! You'll just shelf this idea for a later night for when your pan is screwed on the right way. 04:36:35

CM: 『 Fair, fair. What’s you get on the spin you did? 』 04:37:53

> [color=black] You're going to choose to omit the fact that the second time the wheel [i]did[/i] land on kiss. You're not a wriggler, but still! It just seems like it'll horribly backf- Oh no. 04:38:15

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Oh. That would be... 04:38:38

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Ah hold on. It looks like the page reset ^^; 04:38:53

> You stick to the fidgeting, not much else to do to avoid eye contact, no way to avoid answering. You decide to just play along, he hasn't called you out yet "Surprisingly I don't have problems with emotions." You glance up, then back to the fork "The whole thing has just never sat with me, I don't know what about it is bad but it is just not my cup of proverbial hot leaf juice." You might as well give up on trying to interrogate him, it's too much to compartmentalise with the quadrants talk. one last question though, it's only fair "What about you?" 04:38:54

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You're not sure you could replicate what you got. 04:39:10

CM: 『 What was it? What was it? 』 04:39:33

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You just said you can't see it anymore. Does Tobira want you to spin it again? You're not sure you understand. 04:40:36

CM: 『 Bah, it’s alright. Bet it said something cool 』 04:41:38

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > They're all fairly lame. You doubt any of you missed much. 04:42:12

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> [color=black] You are sweating bullets.[/color] 04:42:30

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CM: 『 Damn, oh well 』 04:44:42

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Lost to time. Nothing you can do about it. 04:46:03

CM: 『 Unless you go back a page prob 』 04:46:30

[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Oh. That might work! Let me see... 04:46:43

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