UB: N0t 1n A Bad Way Just 1'm Dumb Way ^w^ 02:55:41
MC: Darling!! Hello! 02:55:47
MC: Sup UB 02:56:04
CM: 『 It's fine 』 02:56:10
UB: H1 MC ^w^ 02:56:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You don't want to know if this involves the abolutiontrap incident. 02:56:16
UB: 1- ^w^ 02:56:48
CM: 『 No, that was a missuse of words 』 02:56:51
MC: Yea iTs aighT 02:56:53
UB: Th1s 1s Why 1 D0nt Say Stuff ^w^ 02:57:00
> "dude, mission impossible style~!" You set your cup on your desk. "completely undetected"[br]oh![br]"right!" you start rummaging through your bag. "I accidentally snatched your jacket on my way to class- hold on, where is she..." 02:57:04
> "Oh uhh that's where it when?" you feel your cheeks get warmer and nervously laugh a bit. 02:57:55
> "Wowie, I'm honored. Though, you don't seem like a face-to-face sorta person." Hey hey hey here they come, "Ehh.. ya know, my usual." and it is yet another person you know, this time you'll keep things a little more lowkey, for CJ's impish sake. [color=#629270]"Well, nice to see you again!"[/color] "You know I couldn't stay away for long. You can't get rid of me~" you get a laugh, feels a bit refreshing, [color=#629270]"Oh stop it, you know we love having you around. What can I get for you and your date this evening?"[/color] You don't acknowledge the date part, choosing to roll with it, "Mmmm they seem to only be in the mood for cheesecake, so can they get that?" [color=#629270]"Woooow found yourself a sweetheart who loves sweets. Any specific drink with that?"[/color] "As if you aren't sugary yourself~ Let's keep the sweet theme going at get 'em a daiquiri, with a water just in case." [color=#629270]"Easy there, tiger shark~ Don't lose them so fast. And for you?"[/color] "The usual: a volcano roll, an onigiri, the kalamari, a few shishimi, and a few plates of eel rolls" [color=#629270]"I'm always curious how you can pack all this away and still look just fine. You two sit, I'll get to you as soon as possible!"[/color] and with that they are off. You love these people. Always a good time. 02:58:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You will let sleeping barkbeasts lie. 02:58:29
CM: 『 Speaking of mistakes, i gotta go tomorrow night to take a look at that new place my restaurant is moving to 』 03:01:06
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UB: 1s 1t 0n Campus? ^w^ 03:01:21
>"AH HA!" you pull it out, lo and behold; Krez's iconic jacket. "yeah sorry 'bout that man, i didn't realize till halfway through" that nervous laugh caught your attention. "Nothing happened to it or junk, made sure to keep it safe in my bag" 03:02:03
((daiquiri 03:02:06
((im getting miami flashbacks 03:02:16
CM: 『 how far out is the campus limits 』 03:02:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ no clue 03:02:27
UB: Uhh H0nestly 1dk ^w^ 03:02:33
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You just got here. It's a labyrinth filled with traps. 03:03:19
CM: 『 I mean it's not too far from here, a little farther down town 』 03:03:42
> "oh uh thanks" you take the jacket back and put it on. "I mean I wasn't worried just thought it weird I couldn't find it." you flush a bit more, the jacket now smelled more like your roomie than yourself. 03:03:50
UB: There's Just N0rth And S0uth Campus As Far As 1 Kn0w, 0ur D0rms Are 0n The N0rth 1 Th1nk ^w^ 03:04:27
> That was disturbing. Suddenly you're on a date and you're mute "Daiquiri? I could have ordered for myself you know." You're more of a straight liquor kind of guy but you aren't paying the bill and beggars can't be choosers. You choose to also ignore the date part, moving onto better topics, like food. "Are you not going to drink anything?" That was a lot of food indeed but who are you to judge? Sushi is good. 03:05:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You write down another note. You'll try to visit sometime. 03:05:34
((bro it ate my response 03:05:46
((okay 03:05:51
(( it hungers 03:06:01
( feed it, seymour 03:06:20
((Yeah it eats everyone's sometimes 03:06:35
CM: 『 I think is by a couple clubs 』 03:06:51
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{-O anyway -O 03:07:25
{-O whats göing ön -O 03:07:39
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(( CJ is on a date? UB is being flustered cause he's realising his crush on his own roomie and everyone else is vibin 03:08:17
MC: The Talk of fooD is making me hungry 03:08:19
{-O are we still talking aböut flöur örbs -O 03:08:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Ah! You wonder there is a map of the campus online somewhere. One is needed. 03:09:20
((more so the new location of the flour orb's making (tobi's shop) 03:09:20
(( why are you talking OOC at me 03:09:47
((I thought you were talking ooc... 03:10:11
(( rip 03:10:16
((... i thought you were doing just that, ye 03:10:17
MC: I wanT flour orbs 03:10:17
MC: Tobiraaaaa 03:10:32
CM: 『 I can start up the cooking station in a moment, I've just got back to the dorms 』 03:11:17
MC: FeeD me. 03:11:25
MC: Ok! :oD 03:11:51
CM: 『 Your hungers shall be QUENCHED~! 』 03:11:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Now you're starting to get hungry. This has to be a crime. 03:11:55
UB: 1 Already Ate ^w^ 03:12:10
MC: My miracle~ 03:12:14
VS: {-O i'm pretty tight with luigii he lets me have the fucked up disc slices -O 03:13:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > Criminals. All of them. None of these words will satiate your hunger. 03:14:32
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> They promply get into your dorm, set aside your bagged uniform and coat and start the station up. As it warms up, you open the window and move to the dorm door and tape a menu to the outside. "Open for business!" The preparation of ingredients begin and the smell of fresh food begins to waft once more! 03:16:08
> "don't even sweat, man. I gotchu" you flop onto your chair, spinning it round and round. You won't lie, it was kinda nice wearing it. Comfy as hell and warm. Are his hugs like th- You cut your thoughts off by coming to a complete halt and downing your beanjuice. Your palmhusk is BLOWING UP. damn true okay, you'll check out whats going on.[br]"If cm actually starts up a cooking station, that'd be sick" 03:16:13
(((You get to your dorm* 03:16:31
CM: 『 料理を始めましょう！ 』 03:17:34
(Let's start cooking!) 03:17:44
> He was coming out of the ablutionblock, towel at his waist and wrapped around his head. A lock hair is left to dangle as he watches a moment. He then moves to get dressed in a lowcut v neck purple blouse and a thigh length black skirt with purple ankle boots. Small chains dangle from eitherside of them. He watches the other cook, purring to himself. 03:19:45
> "I mean they do own a store so I'm assuming they know how to cook themselves." You stretch and pop your neck before focusing back on your husktop. Your beanjuice was now half gone and you debated on playing more of the video game you played on stream but decided against it. 03:19:48
> And yes, this guy has made the dorm window into a take out window 03:19:53
(( power move 03:20:36
> "truuuue" back to spinning. WHEEEE[br]"what're you working on?" 03:21:01
> " Oi, Flush of my sweeps. What flavor are you craving today?" they asked, trying to cube some meats 03:24:12
> "Right now, not much. Uploading my stream so people can watch it later, other than that I'm free. Why?" 03:26:47
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> "Something spicy, I wanna eat that thing you made before!" He grinned. 03:29:46
> "Nyoho! Any meat preference?" they bring out the ingredients from their modus. 03:31:09
> "Indigo" he purred a bit, leaning against the wall. 03:34:08
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> "i'm looking for an excuse to avoid working on my philosophy paper" bro, you gotta stop spinning.. you're gonna unscrew your chair and fall at this rate. Hohhhh fuck you're getting dizzy. okay no, it's seriously time to stop. You melt into your chair a little more as you ... recover from that. "you ever played that one game... uh.." you pause to think. "Forgot the name but like, it's where you gotta like... sit in a room and try not to get mauled and junk by animatronics?" 03:37:18
> "Alright." indigo, indigo.... Indigo Manticore Wagyu! They take that out and start cutting up into small bits before cooking up in a hot sauce of sorts. The bottle on it depicts a dragon lusii over heating. And now, the vents and window will make the rest of the building suffer! 03:38:31
((put on your smell-o-vision now 03:42:06
> "Oh uhh seven nights at party plaza or whatever? I think I played it for a stream once" You tie your hair into a ponytail and look over at Rei. 03:43:18
> "Yeah like we've got the time for you to short-circuit looking for a beverage." You rest your head back in your hand, "Nah, not feeling all that thirsty. Drank plenty of water earlier." You use your free hand to rub at your neck a bit, gently weaving around your gills considering they can be quite sensitive at times, "Don't stress, you can always order whatever you want when they get back, sorry about that." yeah, sort of flew off the handle, you like talking with people you know! It's had an improvement on your own slightly low energy vibe, you feel recharged a little. 03:44:02
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> He watched eagerly, he'd not had a chance to hunt down any wayward blue blooded trolls for the walls recently. He had a major taste for it right now. 03:47:52
> [color=black] Your dorm has suddenly been invaded by a malicious presence. Your stomach has been plunged into a dramatic amount of agony. You're being haunted by the ghost of a dead animal who wants revenge. There's only one known cure-all for ghosts that [i]always[/i] works... Hiding and running away from it. Obviously. You clamber over to your side of the room and duck your head beneath the covers. Smells from the vents aside this place isn't so bad! At least you have the room to yourself. It's the small victories that count. 03:49:41
> "haha!! yeah that one!!" the grin plastered on your lips grow wider. Legs dangle, pivoting your chair in a gently sway from right to left "you ever actually finish the game?" 03:50:36
(IC is fucking going thrOUGH it 03:51:13
> Meanwhile as the meat cooks they start chopping up some green onions, prepping some spices, and mixing up some batter. Gonna churn out some bangers here! Spices and chopped greens in with the meat, and batter at the ready! "Dont have any full on troll meats, but i do have some Manticor meat. It's as close to a full on troll i have." Spicy phantom aroma! 03:51:53
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CM: 『 Yo, any of you guys want a dish? 』 03:53:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ whats the dish? 03:54:12
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ like┊ i'm totally down 03:54:34
CM: 『 Got a menu if you want it, taped it to the door 』 03:54:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ but what is it 03:54:43
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ oh wig nasty 03:54:47
> "Looks like I need to go hunting then, the beast smells good though, you're a fucking expert, pretty sure I won't eveb taste a difference " 03:56:11
[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You will consider it. 03:56:12
Even*)) 03:56:42
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/hPcF5CQ][color=#006B6C][u]IC[/u][/color][/url]: > You have changed your mind actually. You'll be paying with a rain check. The world of dreams is threatening to pull at the seams of your reality. 03:59:32
[color=black]-- [/color]impasseCultivator [color=black][[/color]IC[color=black]] is now idle --[/color] 03:59:36
> [color=black] Yeah that... makes sense. That's a normal thing people say when fatigue catches up with them. You didn't even realize you were this tired until you made the mistake of laying down in bed. Rookie mistake. Oh well. You've made your grave, you might as well lie in it. Snooze hours.[/color] 04:00:51
(( vanishing into the night 04:01:03
( i love them 04:01:17
/> They smile as they take out an old radio, putting in a disk to play some [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-CfBDeIWeE] -Sweet tunes- [/url] keeping it on the lower end to mind the others in the building. "I certainly make sure it's a party in your mouth, Nyoho~!" they smile as they pour out the batter into the molds, moving to the beat a bit as they keep cooking. 04:02:30
> "I think I did, even on like hard mode" you space out for a second then focus again and look at the memo. 04:06:35
> This troll is just jamming to the music as they cook their pumper out! 04:11:52
> "mad lad... I don't know how you do it man, i'd be up for DAYS" 04:12:01
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ so like┊ do i just head over or something? 04:12:56
CM: 『 Sure! 』 04:13:14
UB: What's Happen1ng? ^w^ 04:13:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ cm's got dishes 04:13:42
CM: 『 Cooking :) 』 04:13:46
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> He chuckled as he got closer to get a better look. "I could watch you cook for sweeps, gunna enjoy eating while doing so" 04:13:59
UB: 0h 0k ^w^ 04:14:26
UB: C00l ^w^ 04:14:27
CM: 『 Got a menu taped to the outside of our dorm room if ya wanna see it 』 04:15:07
UB: Re1 Can Y0u Br1ng Me Back S0me F00d? 1'm W0rr1ed 1f 1 Leave My PC Unattended My V1de0 W1ll C0rrupt ^w^ 04:16:16
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ ye┊ i gotchu man 04:16:48
CM: 『 Got the classic octo lusii, fish, dairy and some deserts. And some more exotic and experimental stuff too, all in 6 or 12 orb sets. New day, new menu! 』 04:17:07
> without looking away from your palmhusk, you slide off your chair and onto the floor 04:17:41
UB: Thank Y0u R00m1e ^w^ 04:17:41
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ ayo what kind of experiment stuff we talking about here 04:17:48
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ how buckwild is it 04:17:55
> You try not to laugh as you watch them, it's kinda cute to be honest. 04:18:16
> you can smell their silent laughter 04:20:13
> He poked his head out of the door to look at it before coming back in to watch. "It all looks awesome" 04:20:43
> you look up at him from the floor "is there a problem?" 04:21:38
> "Oh it's kinda cold out, did you want my jacket again or do you have one?" 04:21:38
((I have perfect timing!! 04:21:53
> you've never sat up so fast in your life- "yeah sure i'll take it" 04:22:04
( THAT WAS INCREDIBLE 04:22:11
> they set aside a to go box and take out some wooden chopsticks as start rapidly folding and spinning each of the orbs with fervor before taking each one out and setting them in the box. Today's experimentals are: 'Like a Dragon!!' "Curry with rice cushion" and "Cheesy Noodle" 04:23:49
>You take off the jacket and hand it to them. "Yeah just don't want you to get sick or something" You feel your face heat up a bit again 04:25:03
> They set the sticks down and offer the box to Rarava. "You're meal, 6 Super spicy Manticore orbs." 04:25:33
> you don't even care that you already have a jacket, you will MELT as a sacrifice if it means you get to wear his again. "yeah i smell what you're stepping in, haha. 'Sides, if i get sick, i'm taking you down with me. sorry man it's just like.. how the game goes, y'know?" You happily put on his jacket, slightly drowning in it a little. You can feel your face heating up- is it warm in here? probably the TWO JACKETS- WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. [br]"Alright, I'm off, i'll uh... i'll send you the pic of the menu and stuff" 04:31:01
> "Cool thanks" you nod and focus back on your husktop waving a bit at Rei as they left. 04:32:18
> and off you go!!!! You head out the door and do your best to try and remember what room they're in... first floor maybe? yeah that feels right. 04:32:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ alright omw 04:33:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ whats your room # again 04:33:16
CM: 『 4! Not hard to miss with the music and smell 』 04:33:57
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ sickkkkk 04:36:29
> Now to prep more stuff for what may be ordered next. Might get some folks outside the window, outside the door, who knows! 04:39:41
> it doesn't take too long for your to arrive, and lo and behold; there it is, the music blasting, and the smell wafting throughout the hallway. You whistle, damn. Dude doesn't mess around. You're not entirely sure out how order??? but you'll figure it out 04:40:30
-- uncooperativeDissidant [UD] shared [MENU.png] to the memo -- 04:40:54
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ yo krez whaddya want 04:41:02
((OOC what is there? 04:41:28
(( CLASSIC: Octo, fish, cheese. 6 piece or 12. EXOTIC: 'Like a Dragon!!'(diced lusii meat of choice with hot sauce), 'Curry with rice cushion'(curry filled on a bed of rice) and 'Cheesy Noodle' (filled with spaetzle and cheese sauce with option of gravy dip) 6pc or 12pc. DESSERTS: Flavored Dango, mochi w/ or w/o flavored creme filling 04:46:44
UB: 0h Uhh 1'll Take Dang0 And L1ke A Drag0n, Any Meat 1s 0k ^w^ 04:48:47
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ bet! 04:49:03
CM: 『 Nyoho! Gotcha! 』 04:50:21
> You start up the cooking montage! 04:50:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ yo make it two dango! 04:50:46
CM: 『 That be all? 』 04:51:02
UB: Yeah 1 Th1nk S0 ^w^ 04:51:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ yeah man 04:51:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ how much do i owe ya 04:51:52
> you probably could've asked this in person, but you're currently chilling in the hallway right in front of the door. - this is a lil awkward tho 04:52:38
CM: 『 15 cred 』 04:53:19
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ wigaroonie┊ can do 04:54:19
CM: 『 34 usually, but friend discount 』 04:55:07
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ aw shucks┊ thanks dude 04:55:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/96KNCa2][color=#4f4f4f][u]UD[/u][/color][/url]: ✎ i appreciate it 04:56:03
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((whats the one personality type 04:59:10
((not antisocial 04:59:16
((the opposite 04:59:20
( social butterfly? 04:59:27
((exhibitionist? 04:59:29
((no 04:59:32
(( Extrovert? 04:59:39
((yes 04:59:41
((Extra 04:59:44
((extrovert 04:59:50
(a pyschopath? :v 05:00:07
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(that's the only thing i can think of since antisocial is just being a sociopath > -> 05:02:20
> Ok, L.A.D is done! You used More manticore meat since you knew where that was already. Now for the dango! Let's see... Mango, cherry, and a Dragon fruit for one. Orange, kiwi, and Star Fruit for the other order! 05:02:35
> He sat to eat with a bright smile. "Itadakimasu~!" (Thank you for the food!) 05:02:40
> === No longer idle! === 05:03:55
CM: 『 Order's almost done! 』 05:04:05
CM: 『 Just gotta 』 05:04:11
> You start throttling a mass of dough with a mallet. 05:05:39
> You are now convinced this guy is a psychopath. An extrovert and he drinks water? Freak. "it's whatever, I don't really care" Part of you genuinely doesn't, you just hope the daiquiri isn't too watered down or sweet. Thats off topic though, think of another question. "You look more alive now." That isn't a question dumbass. Okay you can't think of another question but you'll be damned if this turns into an actually pleasant experience. You also recognize when to cut your losses and you're getting pretty close to that point, being antagonistic all the time is hard. 05:06:13
CM: 『 never mind 』 05:06:42
VS: {-O ök -O 05:07:10