Thursday 12 October 2023

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MC: WHEn you EAT onE? 03:20:55

(you want the homunculous to rizz the lemon that!s having a crisis? >:u how IRRESPONSIBLE 03:21:10

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((lemon was having a crisis, now hes staring into the horrors 03:21:36

((the horrors 03:21:49

GM: Age ag㊅, bef㊅re expl㊅de. Backing when m㊅untain hive 03:21:57

(:v what they need is to get laid BOOYAH UP TOP *guest star laugh track* 03:22:19

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((that just gave me whiplash thanks 03:24:35

(g o o d, it's a great sitcom joke and I will never tire of it 03:25:46

(damb Zeg has so much stuff to do :v 03:27:38

((ping me when/f he bothers the lemon 03:31:32

((*if 03:31:37

(p e r m h a p s I shall think on it 03:31:59

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((oh hai 03:32:47

((Hey just peeking in to see if anything is going on 03:33:02

((nah, you missed the chaos 03:33:23

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(if you hate sm00ching and raiding a sawhouse, then lucky :V 03:34:25

MC: You EAT 03:34:36

MC: THEm onEs lIkE cAn TAlk? 03:34:56

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hey UB!)) 03:35:37

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MC: NEAr losT my Arm To scIEnsTIff sHIT AnD goT scIEnsTIff sHIT usED on mE 03:36:44

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GM: It screaming Stuff like “N⌀ WAIT PLEASE! 03:37:34

MC: I sEE 03:38:10

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> At the Beauru of Heroic Associations Headquarters, not too far from the Imperial Capital, a buzzing Ornophopter lands. Promet and his lusus step out, before a squad of waiting soldiers. They bow before the highbloods and escort them inside the stony pyramid. 03:44:44

((Part 1/?)) 03:45:26

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> The two are escorted on a scenic route through the statued hall of fame; currently sparse given the age of the bureau. Heebie perks up with interest; he smells someone familiar. The lusus dashes before pouncing on a highblood in a tight bearhug. Offsweet, Promet’s Ancestor, detaches himself from the grip, welcoming Promet to his audition. 03:47:16

((Part 2/?)) 03:47:42

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> Offsweet plays with HB’s snout, explains the specifics of his induction into the Hero Association. All the while Promet ignores him. He has little concern for the imperial fanfare, his mind is strained by a more pressing question. Who was the phantom intruder? The one troll daring enough to penetrate his defenses and poach his captive. Beside the residue who else could have penetrated his mind, and occupy his thoughts? Offsweet walks him to the Hall of Just Desserts, beyond which are heroes waiting to hear him out. These heroes have set time aside from their duties to listen to him. 03:50:37

((Part 3/?)) 03:50:56

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> …And he’s walking away. Internally, Promet moves pieces around in his mind, from what he’s learned about Tobira, it doesn’t match his M.O. His friends don’t have the technical skill to effortlessly evade his defenses. It leaves only the ‘X’ element: the unknowable. 03:52:03

((Part 4/?)) 03:52:21

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> Offsweet has had enough of the embarrassment. He strikes Promet with a nerve chop, allowing H-B to lay him on a wheeled stretcher. Promet is presented before the heroes on a stretcher, thrashing wildly. 03:53:30

((Part 5/?)) 03:53:42

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> Outside the chamber, Offsweet circles nervously. The prospect of his star pupil, no, descendent rising to such a level of prominence fills him with unimaginable pride. Simultaneously he is terrified at the risk for young Promet; if they reject him, he will be culled. Typically mentors warn their lieges when auditions are life-or-death. 04:09:07

((Part 6/?)) 04:09:33

((Part 7+ will be released after I finish writing them in idk, 6 hours. Hang tight.)) 04:10:32

(*looks directly at the camera* 04:14:46

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