(( oooo 22:48:48
(( i think the english word is chickpea 22:48:51
(( nice 22:48:57
(( yeah chickpeas-- but boricua style 22:49:11
(( i have never fully had chickpeas but i should eat them at somepoint 22:49:42
(( theyre really tasty imo 22:52:34
((sounds it 22:52:48
(( oki oki i go... time to fry chicken i think it brined long enough >:3c 22:53:44
(( yippee 22:53:52
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TG: ( tank you 22:54:52
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((hello 23:03:52
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(( how is dinner 01:02:35
(( đ got too excited to eat and burnt my goddamn mouth 01:11:48
(( lmao i do the same shit 01:12:11
((i do that way too often 01:12:23
((i do it with cold foods too and i just have infinite brainfreeze 01:12:34
(( doing it rn with fresh hot bread 01:15:06
(( fucked up why do we do this to ourselves 01:15:49
(( excited for food 01:16:32
(( also worth the pain inflicted in my mouth 01:17:32
(( true... 01:23:18
(( ough alpha dave goin through it the goblins in his head are not kind 01:23:33
(( they both going through it 01:26:17
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] Honestly. He was going for horny just to cope but the thought that he'll [i]never[/i] find Rose again-[i]his[/i] version of her-makes something viciously recoil in his chest. Like the air's sucked out of his lungs and his nerves are frayed. He goes pale, shaking slightly. Mindfang's flirting is heard. And he could so [i]easily[/i] hit on her and they could fuck right here on the jailcell floor for all he cares but he [i]cannot[/i] think properly. It's all he can focus on. The high chance he can't see Rose again. Which may as well mean that he never fucking will in his mind. Is she gone forever? Is this it? It can't be it. Not after everything...[br] [br]Dave opens his mouth then closes it. Choking up on his words while a familiar, volatile and overwhelming urge to break down tries to hit him like a mack truck. It'd be sweet if he could panic attack at his own place and not in front of a super hot alien babe. Dave's got his hands gripping at the front of her shirt and holding on. Yeah. Yeah he doesn't feel good at all. The way he's shaking is getting worse. [color=#e00707]"... [i](hahaaa shit... might need to r-raincheck on th-that...)[/i]"[/color] 01:34:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( it'll, probably, get worse the longer he goes without her i think... him brain broken and she is his fp 01:36:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( well, broken has negative connotation and i dont mean to imply what he has is bad-bad... ough 01:37:02
(( he's losing it 01:37:12
(( time for a feelings jam 01:38:46
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( >:3c 01:42:08
(:v wut 01:42:21
~Do you HAVE to torment him.~ 01:42:30
(( would you rather he mack on a spider 01:42:39
~At this point? Yes.~ 01:42:49
(( you chose this 01:42:58
(( i blame alt dirk 01:43:14
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(arr arr arr, torment nexus Dave ûvû deserved 01:45:43
(( WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST HIM 01:57:37
(( or the various hims 01:57:44
(( alpha dave is possibly my favorite to torment tho so... 01:58:06
~I'm mugging him from you as soon as possible.~ 01:58:30
(( NO 01:58:37
~I will not be stopped.~ 01:59:13
(( how are you gonna do that the guy is dead 02:00:01
~Do you even know me.~ 02:00:11
(( dude... that'd be kinda fucked up ngl 02:00:30
~... Yeah. Nevermind. Don't think I can justify that move.~ 02:01:02
(( i also already have a robodave we cant have TWO of em 02:01:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]â:[/url] [color=#005682] Look she wasn't going to lie about it, although in hindsight she could have possibly been kinder about the response and less blunt about it. Too late for that now, it's time for damage control. The shaking and grip on her outfit, the clear distress in his demeanor was enough for her to shelve the flirting entirely. âWe do not have to do anything you do not want to do, I can respect that. I apologize for the stress I have caused and will make up for that later.â with that being said, she'd shift back up and pull him into her lap wrapping her arms around him in an attempt to give him some comfort. [br] [br] âI do not have much experience in comfort 8ut if you want me to stop I will, I am not going to judge you for feeling emotional distress.â there isn't too much she can offer him as her path had originally been planned out for her, so everything in death has been a new experience due to not being able to actively be what she once was. Being forced to change in a way as a result unless she wanted to be alone and honestly she refuses to be alone for all eternity, which in turn is also somewhat of a selfish desire on her end. What a fucked up situation. 02:01:44
(( girl is literally trying her best 02:03:20
(( this is the second dave and time he's blown up 02:03:44
(( me when i put daves in the microwave to blow them up like peeps 02:04:15
(( lmao 02:04:48
(( mindfang: i shouldn't be here at all and now i'm sad but i'm taking every fucker with me because i don't wanna be alone in this fucked up place 02:05:22
(( meanwhile > kankri is complaining about her parking the ship in an inconvenient spot 02:07:32
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((throws it back 02:12:11
(( kankri always having to cry about somethin smh 02:13:01
((is it really kankri if he isnt crying 02:13:23
(( im gonna get seconds... maybe this time i can taste the food now that my mouth aint so burnt 02:13:23
(( LMAO 02:13:29
(( youre right sata... 02:13:35
(( yes 02:13:47
[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: (aboohoohoo my virginity.. 02:13:52
(( also don't burn the mouth its ok 02:13:57
(( its time for dave to lose his shit tho 02:14:37
(( after seconds of food 02:14:49
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(( welcome 02:15:19
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((nepeta come back đ 02:18:48
(( nepeta gone :( 02:19:02
((:deadt: 02:19:39
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(Kankri goes full Postal over the ship still being lodged in the cabbage patch: "I SAID SIGN MY PETITON TO MOVE THAT RAMBUNCTIOUS PILLAGER'S BOAT!" 03:00:37
(( takes the petition and throws it into a fire and roasts marshmellows over it 03:01:17
(ĂČ M Ăł 03:01:57
(fucking an entire bloodline as vegeance over a boat would be wicked work uvu 03:04:41
(( that includes herself dumbass 03:05:12
(( bro has to fuck an entire bloodline which also includes her 03:05:41
(>:u n-nya uh, just fuck all the other ones and it counts as a hostile takeover ĂčvĂ» 03:06:00
(( not how that works but okay 03:06:12
(exactly the same :catjam: 03:06:21
(( it's fine she's happy with her striders 03:06:37
(see there are enough reddos ûVû 03:08:57
((me when i bring back my vriska era 03:09:04
(9 LMAO 03:09:10
((im kidding its been so fuckin long since i rpd her tho 03:09:30
(*erased from existence* 03:09:42
((just changing my name to dirk karkat kurloz signless and women 03:10:10
("which ones" [color=black] "I have them all. They are mine." 03:10:42
(( women lmao 03:10:45
((no literally 03:10:51
((i cant even fit all the ones im actively using in there 03:11:06
(( all the boy names then > women 03:11:34
((bc like i only rp a select few of the men but then i rp like all the women </3 03:12:08
(( ikr lmao 03:12:20
(The Coochie Wagon 03:12:29
(( yea 03:12:44
((Aradia|Karkat|Kurloz|Signless|Dirk|Women 03:13:19
(( LMAO yes 03:13:29
(( aradia is aradia 03:13:41
((aradia is listed seperately bc shes an entity 03:13:45
(( yea 03:13:51
(Aradia is a different breed :v 03:17:47
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((vriska could step on - 03:18:14
(( beating your ass rn 03:18:23
(( i look over to my sea of vriskas 03:18:29
(anyone could step on you. 03:18:30
((yes :) 03:18:43
(( welcome back zeke 03:18:45
(arr arr arr The Blue Sea 03:18:49
((welcome back sata and zeke 03:18:50
((i was about to work on my reply 03:18:54
((yippee 03:19:00
(shut up, i was working on my reply first >:V 03:19:09
((kills u 03:19:14
(*shits your pants* 03:19:30
(( ty ty 03:19:31
((MY PANTS 03:19:34
(( my spiders... pokes them with sticks... 03:19:40
[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [chews on a spider] 03:19:47
(( mituna instantly gets put in a headlock 03:20:02
[color=#a1a100]MITUNA: [H4LP] 03:20:10
(( with the metal arm at that 03:20:22
((mituna immediately freaks 03:20:36
(ĆvĆ please... Spiders? No issue *Aranea's hand to his shoulder* âuâ huh- 03:21:24
(( big spider holding appleboy 03:22:22
(( shes gonna be holding two whole apple bois 03:22:49
(( one per arm 03:22:53
(( yes 03:22:55
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((shakes my mituna like a maraca 03:23:09
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((hi anon 03:23:20
(( welcome 03:23:21
(( 2012... the year the world ended... 03:23:28
((hello anon 03:23:36
((welcome to hell 03:23:40
(( yes zeke 03:23:42
(:v wagwun blud 03:23:47
((nevermind 03:23:52
(( we killed him the world ended f 03:23:58
(look what you did ĂČ-ĂŽ 03:23:58
(( i didnt do shit 03:24:05
(this is all YOUR doing 03:24:10
(( i had to stop myself from saying what if the daves kissed 03:24:22
(Beating Dirk off with sandpaper as we speak 03:24:25
(( LMAO 03:24:28
(( but now that theyre GONE 03:24:31
(( what if they kissed 03:24:34
((đ 03:24:46
(( mindfang gonna be so fucking confused 03:24:48
~Touch me and I skin you alive.~ 03:24:48
(( the self hatred loops around to self love 03:25:05
(*unravels the entire sheet of sandpaper* 03:25:11
((as it should 03:25:15
((just strider things 03:25:36
(( roommate needs a ride to work tis time 03:25:37
((like those shitty just girly things quotes 03:25:43
((why are you in such high demand all the time 03:25:57
(*animatronic lunge* 03:26:09
(( look watching both daves kiss like beth in rick and morty to show self love is interesting however mindfang would be so confused 03:26:09
(( get that roommate to work and come back to the feelings jam 03:26:58
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((stridercest? in MY dreambubble group chat? 03:27:18
(( brother this is my house and you are a guest 03:27:32
((me when every form of stridercest takes over the chat 03:27:57
((noo dont ruin my joke đ 03:27:59
(( LMAO 03:28:03
((we must counter it with vantascest 03:28:26
(( you know what good idea 03:28:36
(( lets make it worse 03:28:50
((wheres the jokes on you im into that meme 03:28:51
((lmao 03:29:09
(( i never said i was not into selfcest i just said mindfang would be confused witnessing it 03:29:35
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[bgcolor=#e61515][color=black]KANKRI:[/color][/bgcolor] See, Aranea understands. Why does the Larger Aranea have to be so difficult about that behemoth she's beached upon the land? Put it back in the sea where it is MEANT TO BE. Or at least move it closer to the shore or something, it is not as if he is asking that massive woman to perform a miracle. In any event, it was nice to be around her whilst she is being more sensible. "Perhaps. Maybe y9u w9uld have 9utgr9wn had things carried 9n f9r several m9re perigrees, th9ugh I d9u6t it w9uld matter; I'd like y9u h9wever y9u are- well, [i]y9u[/i] y9u. I am unsure h9w t9 feel a69ut that pirate." Thinking on it now, how tall [i]was[/i] That Scallywag? Definitely much taller than he is now, but putting an actual number to the Alternia Aranea... hmm. Maybe a rather symbolic, and a little [i]humorous[/i], 8 feet tall at the bare minimum. Well, it did not matter too much.[br] [br]As for his quadrants, things were simple!... when he could make a choice and even then? Roxy's about the only stable thing he is certain of. He loves that girl so much, he even smiled just a little when mentioning her. The obvious thinking that if Kankri ever opened his quadrants that Porrim was an immediate shoe in was reasonable; much as they bicker, he wouldn't deny the thoughts were there every so often, but after some... [i]events[/i]- it was clear that the feelings there were a lot more intense and complicated than just catching diamond gaze...[br] [br 04:03:42
[br] [br]And Meulin & Kurloz... just thinking about them right now sort of pissed him off- and likely [i][u]not[/u][/i] in a caliginous way, but Kankri could not be too certain, these quadratic emotions were a new thing to navigate, "I... w9uld much prefer n9t t9 think a69ut what they have d9ne at the m9ment." He can feel the migraine brewing just giving it a passing th9ught, letting out a soft sigh, those two made things all the more complicated. Hm? His Flushed Quadrant? That was a rather odd thing to ask about- well, no, it isn't, because they are talking about his quadrants right now, but what stock has Kankri really put into it? "Hmmm... n9, I d9 n9t think s9- there has 6een much upr9ar ever since I set my v9ws were disengaged, a l9t 9f pe9ple have had me... em9ti9nally sidetracked." Yes, that is a very discreet way of saying he keeps getting in trouble somehow. "Why, what has y9u s9 curi9us, Aranea?" .......is he being deadass- 04:03:55
(you are safe for now fellas Ă»vĂș 04:04:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] It was probably good that she had broken off the kiss when she did, lest she get a little too ahead of herself and overwhelm the poor man before he was fully ready for anything more. She was happy enough just being able to share this little bit of affection with him. Although, him thanking her caused her to let out a short cascade of giggles, pressing one more, firmer kiss against his cheek before responding to him. âThank [i]yo+u.[/i]â[br] [br] Seeing him still act so shy was reasonable, and yet still so cute. âDo+nât wo+rry, I wo+nât rush yo+u into+ anything befo+re yo+uâre ready.â Her thumb caressed his cheek gingerly, her lips tugging into a wider smile. âBut Iâm glad to+ hear yo+u like it.â Porrim spoke softly, trailing off as she seemed to just take in and admire his face while she had the opportunity.[br] [br] 04:12:21
[color=#008141]That is, until she became acutely aware of a more intense heat under her legs. The jade in her cheeks darkened slightly, her eyes shifting downwards briefly in an attempt to be discreet and avoid alarming him. It was hard for her to hold herself back, but even she knew when doing something would be too much. Especially after his earlier panic from just her teasing. Regardless, she decided to try to avoid bringing attention to it, leaning in to feather a few kisses against his temple and cheek before dipping her head down enough to nuzzle her face against his shoulder. 04:12:21
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((okay i think my plan has shifted slightly 04:17:15
((maybe, hmm 04:18:01
((lol? 04:18:05