Saturday 15 November 2025

((vaska.. 21:12:07

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( throwing spiders at walls and watching them go SPLAT 21:12:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i have many vaskas... 21:12:20

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {You have [i]five[/i].} 21:12:46

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( gotta get those numbers up im aiming for 88 21:13:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {What the fuck is wrong with you.} 21:13:19

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( wouldnt YOU like to know weather boi 21:13:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {Stop yapping at me and pick a victim.} 21:13:59

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( whys he so mean 21:14:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {If anything I'm extremely lenient with you.} 21:14:44

((why so many vaskas.. 21:15:24

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( the davelings get to live another day in exchange 21:15:31

((what are they doin 21:15:32

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {Ugh...} 21:15:37

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ive got like 21:15:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( this dirk's vriska, another vriska from nepeta's timeline... then a vriska that's merged with her land... and a cyberpunk vriska AND vriska-no-sgrub 21:17:16

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {Mental illness.} 21:17:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( youre one to talk 21:17:47

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( how can you boo me 21:18:04

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i thought u fw spiders 21:18:11

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((waow... 21:18:12

((im gonna eat them 21:18:21

((:feral: 21:18:28

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] {They're far more tolerable than you, so yes.} 21:18:29

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( this guy's a HATER 21:18:42

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( SPIT OUT MY SPIDERS 21:18:51

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(The Vast Vriskening 21:19:56

((NO THEYRE TASTY 21:22:28

(( so many damn vriskas 21:27:50

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((chews on bliss 21:39:16

((.-. 21:54:03

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(grenade launcher 22:10:45

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( fym grenade launcher-- 22:11:54

(:v i mean i have the right as a crab to defend myself... WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER >:V 22:13:15

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((lmao 22:13:58

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( what im hearing is the crab is scared... 22:15:00

(:v n... nuh uh >:v he is strong and good boi. Thats all there is to it. 22:16:12

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((get his ass... 22:16:46

(ûvû nuh uh, cant get him, he's already caught in a web 22:17:56

((the vaska web.. 22:18:06

(nya uh :V 22:20:16

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i think kankri would rather shoot himself in the foot than be in the same room as vriska serket 22:22:27

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( and i think vriska would do the same 22:22:39

("rehabilitation is possible. I just don't have to be the Orderly to do it." 22:24:13

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( LMFAO? 22:31:10

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( yeah hes getting pushed into a sand box 22:31:22

(>:u THIS IS WHY HE FUCKED HER MOM 22:36:12

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( THEMS FIGHTIN' WORDS 22:53:01

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(ûvû well he is a good crabbery boi, so no harm shhall befall him 23:17:27

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(( meow 23:33:39

(silence, cat. 23:34:59

Sunday 16 November 2025

Kankri MK III: Sanbyōshi [] joined chat. ~~ 794 ~~ 00:00:56

(( :( 00:03:14

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( alright 00:06:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ive blown up enough zombies 00:06:25

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( i will now lock in. . . 00:06:40

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( who do i wanna be hrm 00:07:33

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((i forgot there was something happening 00:12:33

((hello 00:12:35

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(( hmmmm 01:17:54

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(>:u what are you thinking about BRO-FUCKER 01:19:05

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( sets out all my blorbos for torment 01:23:25

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( whom... 01:23:30

(well well well, lets get a look at the menagerie uvu.... O - O 01:25:56

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ough 01:29:46

(my my thats a lot of pages :v 01:29:47

Jasprosesprite^2 [JAS] joined chat. ~~ 1992 ~~ 01:34:20

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((omg jasprose 01:34:29

((i love u jasprose yippee 01:34:39

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((In the sparkly neon flesh!)) 01:34:42

((holy shit they responded 01:34:51

((how are u today 01:35:12

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((Pretty shitty honestly my best friend had to cancel out of my birthday dinner but that is precisely why I'm online playing a Manic Pixie Cat Girl 01:36:11

((aw man im sorry to hear that :( 01:36:25

((i hope the food turned out good at least 01:36:41

(:v a shame. If it were me, I'd blow up their waffles with my mind 01:36:45

((blows u up with my mind 01:36:57

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((nah they had a panic attack its not their fault 01:37:20

(silence goober *dr manhattan* 01:37:29

(damn a real panic is crazy work 01:37:40

((that sucks too, sometimes things happen :( 01:37:44

((ive never actually had one but ive seen them happen and it doesnt Seem Fun 01:38:03

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(look what you did, you scared pine off with your fivehead :v 01:44:38

((sorry im not sure if its appropriate to change the subject but i dont think ive ever seen a jasprose player, what are u lookin for? 01:44:58

(( nobody scared off zeke he is a full grown man 01:45:03

((im gonna get u with my forehead next 01:45:05

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((I honestly don't know what I'm "looking for", just RP and interaction mainly, a chance to practice the character 01:46:13

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((fair enough!! a very real answer 01:46:49

((oh also happy birthday sorry jdhf 01:46:56

(silence, bro-fucker >:v you scare off people all the timw 01:47:18

((my kankri is currently taken up but i do believe the rest of my characters are free... i think.. 01:47:52

((of which my main three are gamzee, mituna, and kankri but i also hide a boy nepeta and a boy roxy in my pockets. i havent used them very much though 01:48:32

((same for karkat too 01:48:39

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((I would love a Roxy to bounce off of 01:49:14

((i had a feeling you would go for roxy or nepeta jshdh 01:51:25

((i havent used my genderbend much at all so im sorry if you end up not liking him :pray: 01:51:57

JAS: ((Holding off on requesting Nepeta bc i need a bit more time inhabiting Jasprose to figure out why exactly she was all "MY WIFE" about her 01:51:57

((ill be honest i think it was just because it was the closest thing to a female cat that jaspers saw 01:52:24

((that and nepeta and jaspersprite actually spoke one on one more than once 01:52:46

((though from the viewer's perspective it was just once but it was implied they did at least twice 01:53:57

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((Jaspers also tells Nepeta that he got fixed and doesn't think about girl cats so it cant be that simple 01:54:21

((oh yeah thats right.... 01:54:30

((well maybe his fusion with rose like.. did something to that? 01:54:59

((i hate to bring it up but jade's sprite shenanigans did give her some biological changes 01:55:41

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((YUP! I dont personally like to play jasprose as having much of that nature going on downstairs but I acknowledge the validity of it 01:56:42

((no no i dont expect you to im just spitballing 01:57:01

((im trying to elucidate on my theory but i cant get my words together 01:58:46

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((No worries 01:59:00

(really slimed out my mans Jaspers. Gave him dat snip-snip 01:59:32

((maybe rose's human capacity for loving women overrode jasper's lack of interest in others and combined in an awkward way idk lmfao 02:00:03

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((Oh absolutely thats what it is im just like. Curious why NEPETA 02:00:36

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((I did see one analysis that was basically "well it was either her or Feferi and at least Jaspers talked to Nepeta" 02:00:59

(Cat woman yuri :v 02:01:11

((i still stand by it being because she's a cat-girl but also probably so it didn't get in the way of rosemary 02:01:14

((i could phrase that better but i think you know what i mean 02:01:38

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((Yeah definitely there was the desire for companionship without disrupting Rose Prime's relationship 02:02:13

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((I just feel like she came on to Nepeta SURPRISINGLY strong 02:02:23

((oh for sure 02:02:28

((i think [i]that[/i] was a consequence of jaspers 02:02:36

((well okay i think thats obvious but i mean like 02:03:20

((man how do i add to this without just repeating myself lmfao 02:03:40

((it CLICKS in my head but i dont know how to say it 02:03:54

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((I do know that mood 02:03:56

((i forget is this hex color roxy's color or is it a different one 02:04:41

((i dont have the shortcut ready 02:04:49

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((Roxy's color is #ff6ff2 02:04:53

((fantastic 02:05:02

[color=#ff6ff2]MALE!ROXY: [like, nya] 02:05:56

JAS: [color=#b526da] *Like, NYA!* 02:06:06

((i think ive only done like one genuine interaction with roxy 02:06:18

((but i will try 02:06:35

(Boxy with them damn nipples out >:u 02:07:33

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((binch it was only gamzee that freed the nip 02:08:29

((oh yeah and nepeta too for the costume.party, i forgot 02:08:38

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(i shouldve bit him û-ú 02:10:39

((which.. which one 02:11:14

(:v that olive kat got off EEZY but it is okay, the crab is safe ûvû 02:12:14

((he'll bite back, binch 02:12:30

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((sorry i got distracted 02:26:43

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((it happens 02:26:53

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((oh hi anon 02:27:11

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((Excellent year 02:27:18

((alright, i dont remember the last thing i did with my roxy here so we can just drop them in like. the living/main room 02:27:45

((rip anon, gone too soon.. 02:28:08

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((did u want to do it first or me :thonk: 02:30:28

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((I can start us off! 02:30:35

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((oh ya im on mobile so dont mind my timeouts 02:32:54

JAS: [color=#b526da] *Jasprose sidles through the bubble's exterior and finds herself in the lavishly furnished living room. It reminds her of Lalonde Manor in some ways, though she notes a distinct lack of wizards around the place. Pity. Still, it seems a comfortable enough place to rest her weary...well, her feet aren't all that tired, since she's just been floating around, but really she'll take any excuse to stop, sit, relax, and drink some soda out of a martini glass* 02:34:21

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( im being dragged into minecraft... 02:38:49

[color=#ff6ff2]MALE!ROXY: [And here comes Roxy!! This bubble had been kind of inactive for a while since the costume party so he was off wandering, but he has inadvertently returned to it just when he was needed.. He enters the bubble's expanse and comes to stand right outside the door, and grins when he realizes where he is.] oh?? here again! i wondr if anyone's home-][br] [i] [/i][br]He grabs the door handle, opens it, then steps through to perceive Jasprosesprite wowwow! He blinks in surprise, before he smiles and sidles up.] ohh heyyy! i cant rmember the last time i saw you.~ hows it hangin, jasprose? :)c 02:38:50

((the dirks yearn for the mines.. 02:39:00

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( downloading the modpack rn... 02:39:55

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( finna be mining my craft 02:42:22

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((does that mean that pine will not rp this day 02:42:51

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( grisps chat 02:42:51

((chojes 02:42:54

((kes 02:42:57

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( >:) 02:43:06

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( im stuck in indecision limbo 02:43:44

((well if u want to rp i can throw someone at u too, here or in dms if u'd prefer that since ur playin game 02:44:14

JAS: [color=#b526da] *Jasprose gasps! As a hyperactive kittygirl and strange eldritch amalgamation of numerous doomed timelines, she constantly craves new experiences, and HERE is something she doesn't believe she's seen before! (Other Jasproses may have, of course. The trouble with penultimate plurality). She inhales - and hesitates* - You! My goodness, but aren't you a wonderful sight. What do I call you? Rock? Rory? I do beg your pardon but I've never seen a timeline where you were a man before! Did you transition, or have you always been of the masculine persuasion? 02:44:34

((you know i never put thought into whether my genderbend was trans or not 02:45:25

((im a white cis guy would that be weird 02:45:31

JAS: [color=#b526da] ((not so long as youre respectful and well-intentioned 02:45:52

((hmmm.... 02:46:01

[url=https://imgur.com/a/IUAxuLk][color=#6e0e2e]Dirk:[/color][/url] (( ough... who all do you have open rn sata? 02:51:21

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