Wednesday 19 November 2025

~Not me, the other Dirk though? Yeah. That was a two for one special.~ 02:47:14

((dirk mia bc hes still stuffed 02:47:22

(( LMAO 02:47:27

(( poor guy... 02:47:30

(( brobot gonna have to wait for his new peanits 02:47:41

((youre going to see how much body fluid trolls have and tell me im wrong 02:47:46

~Darkleer's surprisingly passionate and... thorough.~ 02:47:55

(( fair enough mindfang made dave blue :) 02:48:15

((😭 02:48:22

([color=#0000cc]"You shall accept these 15 gallons and you will LIKE IT" 02:48:29

(( HAHAHA 02:48:43

(( we about to see her turn her second dave blue 02:48:57

(( have mercy 02:49:01

(Those 19 Inches of Darkleer :v 02:49:07

(( alpha dave would NOT mind at all 02:50:30

(( whatever you say giant sexy pirate lady 02:50:52

~I still refuse whatever "plot" you're plotting.~ 02:51:33

(( u dont even know what i got planned for u... 02:51:53

(you think Darkleer narrates ùvu talkin bout some [i][color=#0000cc]"STRONG THROB"[/i] 02:52:01

~No. He does not.~ 02:52:14

((equius would tho 02:52:47

~And I don't need to know the details of your plan I just [i]know[/i] it's going to be some flavor of awful.~ 02:52:59

(( okay yeah maybe equius to a comical degree 02:53:13

((i cannot imagine him being able to be taken seriously 02:53:37

(( also fuck you man just for this im making you kiss idk whos the least wanted mfer in here is it still cronus is he still our punching bag 02:54:01

~I refuse.~ 02:54:25

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(( what if kankri... 02:55:24

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(Tavros Boi Me Bob 02:55:34

~I'd rather eat uranium.~ 02:55:37

(( damn 02:56:04

(Good :v the Crab is safe yet again ûvû 02:56:14

(( whoever gets user 2008 will be nicknamed housing market crash 02:56:32

(( also idk about SAFE 02:56:49

(( i do have a damara... 02:57:06

(>:u yeah. S A F E. 02:57:19

(huh- ● - ● 02:57:36

(( why you shakin' bro...? 02:57:53

(( i see u nervous as hell rn 02:58:02

((long post incoming 02:58:15

[url=https://imgur.com/a/aranea-serket-nT9dH][color=#005682]ARANEA:[/url][color=#005682] As someone higher on the spectrum and thoroughly dedicated to her role of handing down the knowledge that the longer lived highbloods would be able to accumulate to the shorter lived lowbloods, she definitely had a biased opinion on how peaceful Beforus was. None of them got to spend a particularly long time on their planet, for obvious reasons, but she still finds herself trying to fulfill her role as a highblood even now. That being said, she always found some of Kankri's insights particularly interesting, as someone who didn’t have a caste role to abide by. He had instead chosen to fight against his own culling and do his best to show that despite how he was hatched, he was very much his own troll capable of taking care of himself. Although a select few may argue with that.[br] [br] 02:58:27

[color=#005682]“Hmm… I do find the prospect of meeting with whom I could have 8ecome rather interesting, and as I recall she did have a rather nice 8oat. 8ut I can understand that leaving her 8oat in a spot that is inconvenient for others can 8e plenty trou8ling and plenty inconsider8.” She paused for a moment, trying to imagine how tall she must be for him to say that. Aranea was already on the tall end for the women in their friend group, at least from her own specific timeline. Obviously the bubbles have proven that everyone’s appearance could vary to some small degree depending on their timeline, as odd as it seemed. “I suppose you can take some solace in the fact that I didn’t grow any taller 8efore our inevita8le arrival in the 8u88les. You will always remain just ever so slightly taller than me.” This iteration of him, anyhow. There were a plethora of shorter Vantases.[br] [br] 02:58:29

[color=#005682]Realistically, she probably would have dressed in her pirate dress if she had attended. It looked good on her. She was a little surprised that he had been participating in activities with the younger Megido, but she supposed from what she’d seen the post-scratch Megido was much more amicable than their own in most cases. However, once he finally started addressing his quadrants, she perked up to listen attentively. Hearing that he had formed a pale relationship first wasn’t particularly surprising, albeit she was definitely surprised that the one to fill that role wasn’t Porrim. Aranea almost felt bad for her. But then he went on to bring up being in some sort of joint kismesisitude between Kurloz and Meulin, which seemed complicated enough by itself. “Infraction?” She couldn’t help herself but to be curious, but she soon followed up her question with another. “And you haven’t made any decisions in regards to, say, anything in your flushed quadrant?” 02:58:34

((okay done 02:58:39

(ù-û me? A crustacean? N E R V O U S? preposterous 02:58:52

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(:V cereal EATEN *Elden Ring Quest Completion* 03:11:13

(( time for more blue 03:16:00

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] The look in her eyes says quite a lot right now, the pirate was worried about what happened to him after he was gone. Her thoughts wandering back to the one in front of her now, not knowing what to actively do for the first time in a very long time. [br] [br] A small glance over when he started to speak yet again, it seems to be the same case twice. A similar conversation from the first one, letting him ramble and listening closely to what he had to say. Once he finished a small sigh escaped. “You 8oth live similar yet different lives, 8oth fighting and clawing your way out of anything and everything that caused you pain. As for his wrigglerhood I only know 8its and pieces from what was told 8riefly 8ut from what I remem8er it was not always pleasant though he did share a ho88y with me.” [br] [br] 03:16:22

[color=#005682]she'd shift a little bit moving her arms to cross them as she's still flustered from earlier, though she honestly doesn't know what to do about that right now. So she's going to be fully honest with him.“As for My life was chosen for me and lady luck and fate forced me into a position I gladly took with open arms. I was not just infamous, I culled thousands with the toss of my Fluorite octet dice as the captain of the gam8ligant fleet. Holding slaves in these very cells, to sell off to whoever wanted them at the highest price for whatever reason. Only to go into hiding for decades with some one who happened to 8e very depressed as I waited for my mate to hatch and go up through the ranks to 8ecome a calvereaper and start a re8ellion, only to force him to slay me. Do with the information as you please 8ut I can assure you I do understand power, control and the downfall that comes with it.” 03:16:26

(( safe 03:16:32

(( oh boy... >:3c 03:26:10

(( ok ok-- i go drop off roommate at work and when i come back... i cook 03:26:26

(( good 03:26:41

(( get roommate at work 03:26:48

(bro's talking about cooking up that Dirk Failure :V 03:27:09

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/porrim-maryam-05UgcLV][color=#008141]PORRIM:[/color][/url][color=#008141] Even if he obviously had no idea what he was doing, that in itself somehow reassured her. Not to mention there was definitely some extra charm to him being so clearly unfamiliar with what to do with himself. When she felt his lips part just a little, she briefly swiped her tongue across and in between his lips just before gently breaking from the kiss. Of course, she didn’t stay away from him for long, a big, content smile on her face as she pressed a few extra kisses to his burning cheeks.[br] [br] Faint lipstick marks from what remained of her lipstick were probably coating his face at this point, but thankfully for him it had been long enough since the last time she reapplied it that the marks were a mere whisper of what she would probably have in store for him as their relationship progresses.[br] [br] Porrim gave him a gentle squeeze, leaning back enough to look over his face slowly and intimately. Even in spite of her lack of irises, the amount of affection behind her gaze was evident. “Ho+w are yo+u feeling no+w?” 03:33:25

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((sniff snorf 03:38:28

((hmmmm i wonder how wigged out i make kankri 03:38:52

((>:) 03:38:57

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(exceedingly :v he shits himself 03:40:28

((he nuts :broken_heart: 03:40:58

((bro immediately pops a troll boner </3 03:41:52

((ill be so honest 03:42:13

((im tempted but i already did that with mituna before 03:42:25

((but also if kankri does pop a troll boner im probably gonna have him run away lmfao 03:42:49

((LMFAOOO 😭 03:43:11

((shes literally in his lap rn 03:43:20

(( he pushes her off and runs away 03:43:28

((i KNOW 03:43:30

((porrim just like 🧍‍♀️ 03:43:37

((kankri fleeing to the bathroom to pray the sin awah in private 03:43:56

([color=#00a86b]"Did you just bust in your pants?"[/color] *massive red stain running down his leg* "Nuh uh. Im a big boy." 03:43:58

(( throws her ass off him and runs 03:43:59

((LMFAOO 03:44:07

((YEAH EXACTLY 03:44:11

((repeating social injustices and trigger warnings to get it to go away 03:44:32

((see like im SO tempted but if he [i]does[/i] he's absolutely going to try and make space 03:44:41

(( kankri looking into the camera "i think i need to leave before i trigger someone" 03:45:53

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: [I need to leave before I trigger myself] 03:46:08

(( LMAO 03:46:23

((bones do u want that to happen 03:46:24

((its up to you 😭 if u wanna have him abscond for now 03:46:40

((i mean it doesnt have to be a full abscond if u still want them to interact jshdh 03:46:58

(leaves a snail trail as he flees 03:47:02

((LMFAOOO 03:47:06

((like im not trying to end the rp i just think he'd try to make space if he popped a boner too soon </3 03:47:33

((meanwhile porrim already has a girl boner </3 03:47:48

((hes gonna be making space alright 03:48:03

((kankri looks down and sees two bulges 03:48:06

((shes maid of it 03:48:08

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: :car: 03:48:11

((thats one of sonic's funny cat emotes 03:48:46

((god 😭 03:48:59

((okay i think i know how i want to play this 03:49:47

[color=#ff0000]KANKRI: He would have squeaked, and subsequently be rife with embarrassment, when her tongue made contact with his mouth. Good lord, can he get any warmer?? After the kiss was broken he had a few quick breaths of anxiety before he willed himself to relax, though he had tugged his sweater collar up for comfort as she kept on kissing his face. "A-ah- hmm.. ahem- thank. Thank you." came a stilted, awkward reply as she showered him in affections.[br][i][/i][br]He was having a hard time maintaining a confident eye contact with her when she checked on him, but he leaned into her a bit more despite this. "A little overwhelmed I believe but- I think.. I like this.." He replied slowly, articulating his words, though..[br][i][/i][br]It seems another part of him was enjoying the lap candy and love. Even worse? It seems like Kankri hasn't quite noticed yet, he was in a bit of a daze with those ghosting black lipstick marks on his face! 03:54:15

((me when im evil 03:54:18

((rubbing my hands together 03:54:55

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((heheheha 03:57:42

(( rubbing my two whole braincells together 04:12:27

(rub more together :v 04:12:47

(( but i don't have more 04:13:00

(rub them against the membrane wall 04:13:10

(( fine 04:13:17

(( back 04:16:03

(( welcome back 04:19:11

(but what if you werent back :V what if yiu were front? 04:21:01

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For some reason it almost stings to hear that. Can't win for shit, huh? Still got the shit end of the stick. He doesn't say anything for now. Just lets the highblood talk. There's no visible reaction now. Simply processing her words. Carefully turning over what he [i]knows[/i] about Alternians through the Batterwitch's propaganda and experiments over the years. The noble and royal cold hues of their caste system are both enforcers and oppressors all the same it seems. Survival of the fittest in the most brutal of manners. As a human, it's fucking disgusting. As an individual with a fucked up brain, he knows what it's like to be forced to play a role in a grander scheme. [color=#e00707]"... i'm sure you already understand how fucked the culling and slaving is as a concept to humans. not that we're innocent of that either. people fucked each other over all the time in the past and my present. doesn't seem like you're keeping that up now in..."[/color][br] [br]He pauses. Motioning around to the greater area outside the ship. To the greater beyond. He doesn't know where he is, after all. [color=#e00707]"wherever the fuck we are. funny. i also helped start a rebellion. me and my partner in arms, rose lalonde. though it was a lot more political subterfuge and subliminal cultural messaging through the modern age, at first. anything to slow down the batterwitch-- or rather. her imperious condescension. you might know her."[/color] 04:41:28

(that feel when David thinks he won uvu 04:47:53

(( oh, no. he definitely died and lost. 04:48:23

(( hes gonna get lost in the sauce 04:48:34

(( he and rose both knew they were going to die fighting 04:48:35

(( he just doesnt know where the FUCK hes at rn 04:48:52

(( ive been debating bringing in alpha rose to add more layers to this fucked up cake 04:49:27

~I'm going to beat you with a tire iron in broad daylight.~ 04:49:41

(( all he knows is he's kinda drunk kinda horny and also in jail with a pirate who is also the same 04:49:44

(( HAHAHA 04:49:49

(( he would mack on mindfang immediately sorry other me but im sure youd understand the game 04:50:13

(( LMAO 04:50:22

(( he wants the troll pussy 04:50:44

(( "she's so hot man i couldn't help it." "nah i get it id fold too bro" 04:51:07

(( they both folded 04:51:21

(( im giggling and kicking my feet about mindfang and alpha dave similarities actually... 04:52:43

(( places them in an enclosure, watches them like bugs 04:53:02

(( lmao 04:56:11

(( fair 04:56:15

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(with this sacred treasure I summon the ass beating machine :V 05:06:24

(( Lmao 05:18:11

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] In the grand scheme of things all her wrong doings would look awful in the eyes of anyone who is actually sane and or normal, but this is neither a sane or normal situation. His disapproval for her past was expected to some degree as he did try to attack her before all of this mess, the marquise can accept that verdict. “I am well aware that it is fucked up as you say, I cannot change the past and I accept that.” no denying anything, no point especially since it was from a different time and different planet entirely.[br] [br] watching him pause and motion to prove his point is amusing, it took her a while to understand how to navigate the bubbles herself. “From my understanding we are in an afterlife called the 'dream8u88les' we cannot leave or die. I see you also 8attled against Her imperious condescension, I unfortunately perished 8efore knowing what happened to everyone during my re8ellion. Condolences to you and your partner.” uncrossing her arms and holding one of her hands out towards him. “I know you are from a different time and place, I would still enjoy your companionship either way.” 05:19:49

(( dirk going no no no wait wait wai- 05:20:41

("Too late, Brobro. Im getting me a slice of that blueberry pie." 05:22:43

(( mindfang: time to traumabond with another dave from the same timeline just the alphatimeline 05:23:25

(( shakes the enclosure 05:26:51

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(( hahahaaaaa 06:10:26

(( shaking the enclosure dave looks fucking confused 06:10:44

(( i then drop in another dave and its like the second tower got hit all chaos breaks loose 06:11:03

lmao 06:21:18

(( both daves losing there shit 06:23:57

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[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] Dave's going still. He'd been rolling around in the back of his mind where exactly he is but this sounds like a bit too much. Dave's lifting a hand to slowly pull off his shades and stare at her. They're, of course, a milky white. Missing the gorgeous ruby reds that would've otherwise been behind those aviators. He looks... Lost. Listening, still, to what she's saying but it sounds distant to his ears. Muffled as he replays his last few moments in his own head. The fight. The fatal wounds. Rose's face, staring straight back at him. Absentmindedly he runs his palm over where he'd gotten the wound that killed him. An afterlife. Without Rose. She should've been here with him, right? They died together. They should be [i]here[/i] together. That's how this works, right? Right??? He... Can feel the way his stomach twists and he wants to throw up. His expression's twisting a little. Pained. But he reaches for Mindfang's hand. Firm grip. 06:40:51

[br] [color=#e00707]"... rose should be here, shouldn't she? we died together, in the final battle. in my timeline, trollkind got killed off by the vast glub. batterwitch used humankind as a fucked up experimental ground to turn trolls into humans... didn't work. ended up wiping most of the population."[/color] He'll tug her closer. Exhaling shakily. Putting his shades back on with the other hand and staring up at her. [color=#e00707]"well. ain't like i got shit goin' on if i'm here, so... i can keep you company. run my mouth and or other things that it's good at if you catch my meaning."[/color] Why is he awful. 06:41:17

(( f in chat for alpha dave poor dude 06:45:09

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( pours one out for him 06:47:33

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( f 06:47:35

[url=https://imgur.com/a/Wh9Bi][color=#005682]♏:[/url] [color=#005682] as he moved and pulled up his avaitors her gaze would meet his, which unfortunately happened to be whitened out from his original red eyes, as she had continued on talking and watching his movements it caused her to feel almost guilty to be the one to break the news. Although she was alone for a while before she'd come to full terms on it herself. As his warm palm grabbed her hand and gripped it, she'd flash him a smile. [br] [br] “The 8u88les are a vast place, you do not know where you'll end up and not everyone finds each other again. It is possi8le she's somewhere it would just 8e challenging to find the correct one from your universe as there are so many. As for the condescension it does not surprise me that she would cull off everyone from the homeworld and then try and take over another, she was always conquering planets while ignoring the rest of the populous.” It was clear he was having emotional stress, as he put his shades back on and basically gave her permission for really anything, she'd wrap her free arm around his waist and pull him in with a purr. “I already know how good your mouth is, unless you'd like to prove it again.” 07:12:33

(( dirk fucked up big time 07:12:43

[url=https://imgur.com/a/8P8X6aV][color=#e00707]D. Strider: [/color][/url] (( HE FUCKED UP 07:13:39

~I'm about to be a horrendous cockblocker.~ 07:14:19

(( YOU WILL NOT 07:14:29

((dont do t 07:18:29

(( it is of the nini mimi times for me... will respond tomorrow and traumatize dirk further 07:22:48

~I hate you.~ 07:22:56

(( i will get u ur husbando and/or waifu of your dreams as compensation 07:23:23

~Doubtful.~ 07:23:43

(( have a good snork mimi 07:25:39

(( tyyyy 07:29:12

((np 07:31:15

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((aough 20:09:05

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(Hits that yoinkard sploinkard 21:16:34

((lmao? 21:17:00

((he died instantly </3 21:22:59

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(( goodmorning 22:08:34

(( goodmorning zeke 22:18:45

(( mornin 22:18:52

(( time for chaos :) 22:24:28

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(( im makin dinner but after that ill silly post >:3c 22:45:59

(( yesss alright 22:46:36

(( whats for dinner 22:46:48

(( arroz con garbanzos 22:48:08

(( i don't know what that is so i'll google it but it sounds yummy 22:48:32

(( with chicken that im frying on the side 22:48:33

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