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ROXY: im hurtin baybe 17:24:50
ROXY: im broken down 17:24:54
ROXY: i need ur lovin, lovin i need it now 17:25:04
ROXY: when im without ya im so insecure 17:25:27
ROXY: u r the one thing, one thing im livin for 17:25:37
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ROXY: ((hello! 18:34:29
ROXY: ((welcome in- and theyre gone :( 18:36:10
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KANKRI: "L99k wh9 decided t9 sh9w 6ack up." 18:55:49
DAVE: *stretches as he walks in and takes a seat on a couch.* 19:43:11
ROXY: *he sits down next to him, offering him a drink* 19:46:10
DAVE: no thanks id rather not drink that shit 19:47:12
ROXY: *hands him a cherry coke* 19:47:25
DAVE: now we are talking 19:48:09
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tipsyGnostalgic [ROXY] set Kankri [KANKRI] to Professional Wet Blanket. They can now silence, kick and ban other users. 22:19:45
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ROXY: ((welcome! 23:36:27
NEPETA: ((hiiii 23:36:36
ROXY: want a cherry coke im giving them out like its christmas up in here ;) 23:38:02
NEPETA: :33 < sure, i will try a cherry coke! 23:38:20
DAVE: you can have mine i probably wont even drink it 23:39:09
ROXY: :( 23:39:31
NEPETA: :33 < wow rude?? 23:39:37
ROXY: such a meanie but i get it hes just tryna keep up tha cool guy facade 23:40:35
ROXY: too cool for cherry coke huh? 23:40:53
ROXY: whats cooler than cherry coke? 23:41:28
NEPETA: :33 < ICE COLD 23:41:41
NEPETA: :33 < wait wrong refurence never mind 23:41:46
DAVE: thats the best thing ive heard all day 23:42:10
DAVE: also, cherry pepsi 23:42:20
ROXY: what 23:42:41
ROXY: no okay we are gonna expermeint here 23:42:59
ROXY: kitty girl, taste these two sodas tell me if u taste a diffurrence ;) *she hands her a cherry coke and a cherry pepsi* 23:44:00
NEPETA: *Nepeta carefully holds both sodas. She takes a sip from the coke. Swallows, looks thoughtful. Takes a sip from the pepsi. Same.* 23:44:43
ROXY: what do u think? 23:45:16
DAVE: yes tell us your wisdom about how cherry pepsi is the superior soda 23:45:39
NEPETA: :33 < ...the pepsi tastes sw33ter? i dont know if that makes it "supurrior", its just the main diffurence im noticing 23:46:35
NEPETA: *belch* 23:47:05
NEPETA: :33 < oh, excuse me 23:47:07
ROXY: dang those two sodas taste tha same 2 me 23:47:44
NEPETA: :33 < its only a little sw33ter 23:48:13
NEPETA: :33 < its not huge 23:48:15
ROXY: so dave likes sweet thangs, huh? 23:49:13
DAVE: better than the taste of booze 23:49:44
ROXY: u did not just diss the booze right infront of me :( 23:50:15
DAVE: ((what a nsfw convo we are having)) 23:52:38
NEPETA: ((NSFW content is ALLOWED. its never mandatory 23:52:55
DAVE: ((i know i know im only jokin around)) 23:53:31
NEPETA: ((Oh okay good; I had someone seriously complain at me for that once 23:53:54
DAVE: ((thats bull, always discuss before pushing nsfw on others)) 23:55:07
ROXY: ((damn u met a douche)) 23:55:27
NEPETA: ((I have met a LOT of douches on this website. Such is the nature of anonymity. 23:55:45
ROXY: ((so true im "new" to this site so thankfully i havent run into any yet)) 23:56:38
ROXY: ((i dont think group chats are very popular here LOL)) 23:57:17
NEPETA: ((I remember Trollmegle........ 23:57:19
ROXY: ((trollmegle oh god)) 23:57:42
DAVE: *relaxes on the couch, on his phone* 23:59:06
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KANKRI: ((ive 6een feeling nause9us t9day 6ut there are p9t c99kies d9wnstairs and I w9uld like t9 have 9ne (1) c99kie)) 00:20:32
ROXY: ((wb 00:21:11
NEPETA: ((Try some crackers first to make sure you can keep stuff down. 00:21:29
KANKRI: ((Thanks, I've 6een trying t9 eat a little 6it. H9pefully my appetite will 6e en9ugh t9 get a c99kie s99n)) 00:24:21
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KANKRI: "Y9u're 6ack again." 00:33:18
NEPETA: :33 < [i]or are they?[/i] 00:41:28
KANKRI: "Apparently n9t." *He waves his hand infr9nt 9f Cr9nus's face.* 00:43:08
KANKRI: "Are y9u...Awake?" 00:43:27
CRONUS: vwhoa there, preacherman. didnt knowv ya cared so much bout vwhether im avwake or not. vwhats on your mind? or are ya just enjoyin my devwilish good looks up close? 00:44:28
KANKRI: "Nevermind, I'm leaving." 00:44:58
CRONUS: awv, cmon, kankri. don’t be like that. ya came all this vway to check on me, and nowv youre bouncin? thought vwe had somethin special goin here. 00:45:46
KANKRI: "While I s9metimes enj9y y9ur c9mpany, Cr9nus. I d9n't think it is appr9priate t9 say such things t9 y9ur friend. We're friends. Unless y9u meant in a friend way in which case I d9 ap9l9gize f9r p9ssi6ly triggering y9u. What I meant, h9wever, was a pale s9rt 9f r9mance. I d9 n9t think it is applica6le here t9 use that s9rt 9f dial9gue against me." 00:50:42
NEPETA: *Nepeta quietly scribbles in her notebook in the background. Is this just an Ampora trying to force something that's not there, or is Kankri perhaps being a little bit of what Jade calls "a tsundere"? Karkat's apparently famous for it, so she can't quite rule out the possibility...* 00:50:58
CRONUS: sheesh, kankri, you sure knowv howv to make a guy feel all kinds of complicated. elax, im just messin vwith ya. didnt mean nothin by it, pale, flushed, or othervwise. ya knowv me, i like to keep things... lighthearted. 00:53:27
ROXY: *looks back and forth between them* 00:53:54
CRONUS: *looks ovwer at roxy* vwhats the matter, rox? enjoyin the showv, or just tryin to figure out if me an’ kankri here are about to start vwritin poetry together? 01:01:00
KANKRI: "I see." He takes a th9ughtful m9ment, c9ntemplating 9n h9w t9 resp9nd. He didn't want t9 seem t99 harsh 6ut s9metimes Cr9nus needed t9 6e put in his place. "My ap9l9gies if I've 9ffended y9u, Cr9nus. I am n9t great with j9kes. H9wever, y9u d9 make it hard t9 tell s9metimes."" 01:01:14
ROXY: you guys gonna start spittin fires oooo nepeta we gotta see this 01:02:53
CRONUS: awv, no offense taken, preacherman. youre just bein... vwell, you. and thats fine by me. *he tilts his head, flashing a lopsided grin.* "but hey, if it’s so hard to tell vwhen i’m jokin’, maybe that’s part of my charm, ya dig? keeps ya on your toes." 01:02:59
NEPETA: *Nepeta actually remembers she has a DATE and must therefore vamoose!* 01:03:46
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DAMARA: おい。 01:09:56
DAMARA: あなたたち二人はセックスするべきだ。 01:11:50
DAMARA: *She slides near Cronus and smiles innocently at him.* 01:30:43
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ROXY: ((welcome! 01:44:17
DAMARA: *She stares as Cronus stares off into space.* 01:47:42
DAMARA: *Double the staring* 01:48:48
CRONUS: uh... hey, damara, *he says cautiously, trying to play it cool despite the sudden tension.* vwhats up? you, uh... need somethin? 01:50:29
KANKRI: "Well, I'm pleased that I haven't 9ffended y9u." N9t that there sh9uld 6e anything Cr9nus sh9uld 6e 9ffended f9r 6ut he didn't say that. "Anyways," he waves his hand n9nchalantly. "It seems I have yet t9 greet Damara. Hell9, Damara, h9w are y9u d9ing 9n this passa6le day?" 01:54:54
DAMARA: セックス。 01:56:05
CRONUS: yeah, yeah, no hard feelins, pal, *he mutters, his focus darting nervwously back to damara.* glad vwere all good... uh, kankri. 01:56:51
KANKRI: "What is it?" 02:08:45
CRONUS: vwhat is it?" *cronus repeats, his tone laced vwith exasperation.* "i dunno, kankri, maybe the fact that shes, like, tvwo seconds avway from drillin a hole through my skull vwith her eyes? feels like somethin vworth mentionin, dont ya think? 02:15:05
DAMARA: 怖いですか、フィッシュボーイ？ 02:21:49
CRONUS: uh, okay, im gonna havwe to ask you to slowv dowvn a bit there, damara, *he says, his wvoice a bit tense.* youre speakin’ a language i don’t exactly... speak. *he gestures helplessly.* "so, unless you’vwe got a translation handy, i’m totally out of my depth here. 02:24:14
ROXY: i have this feelin that she playing yalls 02:26:40
ROXY: oh lookie there 02:28:07
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KANKRI: "I'm n9t quite sure what she's saying myself. Nevertheless, we must 6e respectful. Damara, can y9u please help us 6etter understand y9u 6y speaking english?" Kankri put it in the p9litest way p9ssi6le. 02:31:26
DAMARA: 服を脱いでください。 02:32:53
KANKRI: "Well...That d9es n9t really help us." 02:34:44
CRONUS: vwhat is she sayin?? someone tell me vwhat shes sayin! 02:37:39
DAVE: from my totally legit linguistic calculations im pretty sure shes dropping the whole "your mom" bit on you like god damn nuclear warfare all over again 02:40:00
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DAVE: i would know because i studied languages in college obviously which is totally a thing i attended for sure yep 02:41:33
ROXY: i agree 02:41:47
DAVE: thank you for agreeing with my highly astute observations 02:42:28
DAVE: truly its a fucking miracle that im here to dispense nuggets of wisdom like this to the public 02:42:49
DAMARA: *She is smiling sweetly* 02:44:09
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DAMARA: DON'T WORRY. NOTHING BAD. 02:45:09
ROXY: ya your wisdom is like, top tier 02:47:12
ROXY: <3 02:47:18
ROXY: :) 02:47:21
DAVE: as it should be really 02:47:44
DAVE: nothing less than s tier sagacity on my end 02:48:01
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KANKRI: "9h, well at least its n9thing 9ffensive. That's a relief." 02:50:00
ROXY: *snrk* 02:50:35
DAVE: would it have been offensive if she were to drop the additional bomb of "im in bed with your mom" on yall 02:52:42
DAVE: probably not since yall dont even have moms but itd be pretty rad if the context that has for humans overlapped with trolls so the joke landed nicely 02:53:19
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DAVE: like who the fuck goes around making "your lusus" jokes it just aint got the same ring to it 02:54:52
KANKRI: "S9 Damara IS making an 9ffensive j9ke?" He whips ar9und t9 lecture her. 02:56:07
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KANKRI: ((crying 9ut l9ud 02:56:43
DAVE: (( :pensive: )) 02:57:20
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DAMARA: :) 02:58:32
ROXY: your lusus so phat 02:59:26
KANKRI: "Please enlighten me 9n what that means." 03:00:40
DAVE: nah i think its way funnier if we dont enlighten you about it 03:01:34
DAVE: left forever ruminating on the connotations and meanings of "your lusus so phat" 03:01:56
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KANKRI: "I kn9w what half 9f the sentence means 6ut I w9uld really like t9 kn9w what the term "phat" means. Is it a syn9nym f9r fat? 6ecause if it is that can 6e very 9ffensive t9 Damara, Cr9nus, 9r myself. Hell, 9ther tr9lls w9uld find it 9ffensive. I w9uld re-evaluate what y9u just said and check y9ur human priviledge." 03:05:22
ROXY: *snrk!!* 03:05:46
ROXY: why is it offensive being fat aint bad, nubby 03:06:19
KANKRI: "Nu6-" 03:06:39
DAMARA: 君は本当に悪い子だね。 03:08:04
DAVE: bro was so flabbergasted by the nubby drop that he instantly checked out of the privilege evaluation bullshit 03:09:43
DAVE: lmao 03:09:45
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KANKRI: "It is the c9ntext 9f which y9u are saying it is what makes it 6ad. N9t that 6eing fat in and 9f itself is inherently 6ad." 03:10:59
ROXY: *snaps a martini into existence and sips from it.* 03:12:12
ROXY: ((anon connection really bad ig)) 03:13:05
DAVE: (( rip )) 03:14:38
DAVE: context huh 03:18:41
DAVE: what about 03:18:45
DAVE: context deez nuts 03:18:53
DAVE: obviously the greatest joke of the century award goes to me 03:19:09
KANKRI: *He turns t9 l99k at Cr9nus. He has n9 idea what the human slang terms mean and it's 6ugging him. Why n9t turn t9 the tr9ll wh9 is a humankin? Surely, He must kn9w a thing 9r tw9 a69ut them.* 03:24:54
ROXY: this guy is so fun to mess with fr 03:25:16
KANKRI: *He l99ks em6arassed. He shuts his eyes and cr9sses his arms.* "I'll have y9u kn9w that c9ntinuing t9 make fun 9f me w9uld 6e ill-advised. This isn't a threat, I'm just stating that y9ur dial9gue is 9ffensive. I d9n't need y9ur sarcasm 9r snide remarks n9r d9 I appreciate them." 03:29:55
ROXY: silly lil guy 03:30:16
KANKRI: ((Weed c99kies f9r me 6r6)) 03:32:28
ROXY: any1 want a drink? 03:39:21
ROXY: kankri looks like he needs one 03:39:35