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SM: That is the definition of an ûnrefined palate. 05:19:00
> [color=gray]online.[/color] 05:21:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Unrefined palate? 05:21:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Anyways! Hello all! :> 05:22:13
AN: < lizten, if nerve damage meanz i have an vnrefined palate, then zvre > 05:29:05
AN: < zome of my zenzez are fvcky. > 05:29:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Good to know. 05:29:56
> The chef. 05:30:04
> Specifically, the HIGH END, chef. Highbloods only, sorry folks. 05:30:24
AN: < if zomething'z gotta tazte hard for me to tazte it, then zo be it. > 05:31:26
AN: < anyway. > 05:34:18
AN: < hey, CA > 05:34:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Hello! 05:34:39
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: I am your (hef here. Lu(ky you to find me so easily! :> 05:35:26
AN: < oh! well happy to meet yov. > 05:36:32
AN: < i'm being reazzigned, lazt i checked. > 05:38:13
> Technically true. 05:39:02
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Well that's just no fun. 05:39:10
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: We just met! :> 05:39:37
AN: < no, from my previovz pozition at an ovtpozt. i'm on tranzit in thiz zhip. > 05:40:36
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Ah! I see. Well, I will still keep in mind your dead nerves. 05:42:02
AN: < and i won't. > 05:42:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: :> 05:43:18
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: I should have some de(ent ideas to keep things tasting de(ently. 05:45:12
AN: < hey, i appreciate it. in the meantime i have zome work to do, i think i'll pvt my palmhvzk down. > 05:53:28
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: As it seems no one else is here! 05:54:09
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#51068e]CA[/color][/url]: Goodbye! :> 05:54:13
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SM: Ah, I missed the chef? 06:09:31
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SM: I may be lost. 08:32:35
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][u][color=#0050a0]TD:[/color][/u][/url] Imm totallly hherre. 20:02:01
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SM: Be yoû creŵ? 01:54:02
((why orange 01:54:06
SM: I am trying to find, er. Anything really. 02:03:26
SM: Jûst becaûse I am perfectly sûited for navigations does not presûppose that I am perfectly aŵare of my sûrroûndings. 02:04:00
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Whho arre you llookinng fforr hhuhh. 02:27:14
SM: I am seemingly trapped in an endlessly cyclical series of hallŵays. I am certain I entered throûgh a doorŵay, bût I see no sûch apertûre anymore. 02:28:05
> you may or may not be pulling up a camera feed to watch this now 02:29:21
> Seadweller Inigo Montoya looking mf with a peg leg wandering aimlessly through a single corridor. 02:30:52
> the pinnacle of trollkind. truly. 02:37:38
((hh i gotta think of a vague quirk for this bitch- WAIT 02:38:12
SZ:~# i'm a genius)) 02:38:41
((it's literally their old quirk but instead of pretending to run as a user (~$) they're pretending to run as root (~#) 02:39:29
(( excellent 02:41:26
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> you look at the text color on your screen, then look at very obvious seadweller, then back at the text 02:42:41
> wait a minute 02:42:49
SZ:~# so you're stuck in a pocket dimension is what i'm gathering. 02:46:17
SM: Oh, dear, yoû think so? 02:46:49
SZ:~# something like that. 02:47:03
SM: There really shoûld be better care into keeping sûch things inaccessible from those ŵho aren't familiar, one shoûld think. 02:47:24
SM: Bût ŵhat do I knoŵ, I'm jûst the one cûrrently trapped in one sûch. 02:47:43
SZ:~# a tragedy. 02:48:15
> you're just going to keep watching, see how long it takes for sm to circle back again 02:49:00
> He sighs and slumps against a wall. 02:49:01
> Starts tapping his peg. You can almost feel the shanty jig in your soul. 02:50:09
> you want to say something but at the same time you can't reveal your cards this early in the game 02:52:22
SM: Ŵell, if yoû coûld alert the relevant personnel, or somesûch, I'd be mûch appreciative. It is dreadfûlly dûll here. 02:53:12
SZ:~# how am i supposed to do that you're in a pocket dimension. 02:57:32
SM: Sûrely someone mûst have placed it here??? The things aren't natûrally occûrring. I think. 02:58:29
SZ:~# i don't know who the authority on pocket dimensions is unfortunately. 02:59:00
SM: Is there a registry or catalog? Maybe yoû coûld contact yoûr higher-ûps? 02:59:34
SM: I'm of great statûs, yoû knoŵ. 02:59:50
SM: Soon to be head of my oŵn fleet, no doûbt. 03:00:04
> you roll your eyes 03:01:04
> correct response 03:01:28
SZ:~# i don't have that kind of pull i'm just a keyboard jockey. 03:01:41
> lies. the fleet won't let you retire because you're too valuable 03:02:04
SM: Ŵell, my official seal bears ŵeight. Shoŵ them that, then they'll care. Yoû might even receive a promotion, or extra rations, or somesûch, I don't knoŵ. 03:02:39
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> online! 03:03:28
AN: < ah. > 03:04:41
SZ:~# or i could just let this other guy do it. probably can pull more strings than me anyways. 03:05:20
SM: Ŵhatever gets me oût. 03:06:08
AN: < have yov tried tvrning it off and on again? > 03:07:15
AN: < the pocket dimenzion. > 03:07:57
SM: I haven't... hoŵ do I go aboût that? 03:08:00
AN: < yov're a man of meanz, i'm zvre yov can figvre it ovt. > 03:08:34
SZ:~# however shall you command a fleet of your own if you can't even escape a pocket dimension? 03:09:09
AN: < it'z a tezt of yovr mettle. did yov think it waz over with the ordealz? > 03:10:00
SM: Do yoû mean to sûggest that yoû ŵere pût throûgh a similar task at one time? 03:10:30
SZ:~# usually happens in your early teens if memory serves. 03:11:27
AN: < kid, i covld tell yov zome ZTORIEZ. > 03:11:39
> He looks around. How the hell do you turn off a ? Dimension? What is a dimension, even? Huh? 03:12:46
> old (comparatively to sm) ppl fucking with the kid 03:14:41
> He's a very esteemed individual and has read the works of millennia thank you very much! 03:16:11
> you are not immune to pocket dimensions 03:17:29
> nobody is 03:17:42
> For lack of any better ideas, he retrieves his easel and palate from his Yet Unspecified Modus and continues work on his oil painting. 03:21:15
SZ:~# you figure out how to get out yet? 03:23:17
SM: Astûtely assessing my options. 03:23:38
AN: < prvdent! > 03:24:54
> you sure bud it looks like you're painting 03:26:00
> He's making his own way. A Self-driven individual. 03:26:53
SZ:~# take your time you've got lots of it. 03:29:16
SZ:~# until you run out of water. 03:29:23
SM: I absorb ample moistûre throûgh the air. 03:30:16
SZ:~# if your pocket dimension has enough humidity. 03:30:36
SM: If it is self-contained, then sûrely the hûmidity shoûld not rûn oût? 03:31:03
AN: < i mean > 03:31:12
AN: < yov vze the water??? > 03:31:20
AN: < do yov have food there? > 03:31:37
SM: I am no charlatan. I am fûlly eqûipped ŵith all that I might need to prepare my oŵn cûisine, at length. 03:32:17
SM: If it becomes so desperate, I am not ŵithoût containers ŵith ŵhich to... recycle, as ŵell. 03:32:38
SM: If sûch is the test I am pût to, then so be it, no? 03:32:53
AN: < ...do yov have a [i]heat zovrce[/i] to cook with > 03:33:10
SM: Ŵhat part of 'fûlly eqûipped' did yoû misûnderstand? 03:33:33
SM: Do yoû take me for poor? 03:33:45
SZ:~# doesn't matter if you don't have water. you'll desiccate before you can starve, doubly so for someone of an aquatic persuasion. 03:33:50
AN: < that zovndz incredibly inefficient > 03:34:40
AN: < i think being ready to go camping at all timez iz more of a poor move? > 03:35:05
SM: Camping? Hah, no, I am merely one ŵho cares for the qûality of my food, as ŵe've discûssed. 03:35:42
AN: < being prepared for hivelezznezz by having all of yovr zvppliez on yov at all timez > 03:35:58
SM: A hive is merely a place for keeping one's ŵealth. If it can be on one's oŵn person, then ŵhy not as ŵell take sûch convenience? 03:37:10
SM: Yoûr prûdish criticisms are qûite telling, yoû knoŵ. 03:37:24
SZ:~# must not be a lot of caegars then. 03:37:37
SM: I really cannot be bothered to discûss the specific pricepoint at ŵhich I procûred each of my specific possessions. It ŵoûld be mind-nûmbing beyond belief, the ŵorst art gallery chatter, no sûbstance. 03:40:43
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AN: < zvre, zvre > 03:45:59
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Eughh. 03:46:37
AN: < oh hey > 03:46:43
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Whhy iss it sso brrighht inn hherre. 03:46:52
AN: < do yov not have dimmerz in yovr block > 03:47:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] I deffinnitelly hhave a rresspitebllock. 03:47:55
AN: < hm > 03:48:12
SM: Hello TD, have yoû any fûrther insight on this pocket dimension ordeal? Maybe a better line to someone else ŵho might? 03:48:29
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Arre you brrighht ennoughh to unnderrsstannd it. 03:48:40
AN: < zm pleaze vnderztand td iz cvrrently zvffering from zvngazing > 03:49:03
AN: < alzo yovre cheating by azking to get bailed ovt > 03:49:38
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Arre you plleassurreablle. 03:49:42
AN: < good qveztion > 03:49:53
SM: The rûles ŵere thoroûghly ûnpresented prior. 03:49:56
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Surre you cann. 03:49:57
SM: And ŵhat precisely is this meant to assess? 03:50:47
AN: < yov need to be ready to be on yovr toez yov know > 03:50:51
SM: That feels targeted. 03:51:06
SZ:~# you learn the rules after you're out. 03:51:17
AN: < no thiz happenz to every violetblood > 03:51:20
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Thhat issnn’t too accurrate. 03:51:24
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Hhhhey rrassket. 03:51:42
SZ:~# thespa. 03:52:15
AN: < i don't think i've introdvced myzelf > 03:52:28
AN: < trearq > 03:52:32
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[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] I bellieve you. 03:53:23
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Whhy do you knnoww wwhho i amm. 03:53:44
> He stores the [s]palate[/s] palette and lifts the painting off the easel to examine in less light, giving the camera a partial view of it, as well. It's... his fucking sign. 03:54:27
> note to self: narcissistic tendencies 03:55:38
> You've already noted this through interactions. 03:56:06
> oh no you just attributed it to teenage ego before 03:56:27
> You’re [i]beautiful.[/i] 03:57:29
SZ:~# i thought you had a good memory. 03:57:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Hhhoww did you rremmemmberr. 03:57:45
SZ:~# how do you remember. 03:58:04
SM: I have my stamp nearly prepared, if yoû have thoûght yet of anyone to contact ŵith it. 03:58:21
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> You probably [i]could[/i] take care of it. You just [i]really[/i] don't care. 03:59:06
SZ:~# how do you expect to stamp a correspondence whilst you're in the pocket dimension. 03:59:13
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] I thhinnk i cann. 03:59:32
[url=https://imgur.com/a/q6bSTZp][color=#0050a0][u]TD:[/u][/color][/url] Whhat do you do. 03:59:38
> you very easily could remedy it but it's funnier if you don't 03:59:48