[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] No one is going to help with your problem. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:26:04
SM: Doesn't anyone in a relevant position ever ûtilize this 'memo'? 01:26:51
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] No. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:27:18
SM: If not, I fail to see ŵhy this device is so emphatic aboût reminding me of it. 01:27:18
SM: Knoŵ yoû a better channel for reaching them? 01:27:43
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Not at all. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:28:52
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] The memo idea is new to begin with. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:29:02
SM: Ah. Ŵhat ŵas the prior method, if this one is novel? 01:32:10
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Me? I didn't contact anyone. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:33:17
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] I just had the nurses handle my problems. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:33:40
> poor boy doesnt know hes talking to the anti social docterrorist 01:38:22
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((anon 49 and 50!!! 01:43:28
(( hi :) 01:43:32
SM: Confoûnd it, I'll jûst take my chances, yoû're qûite right. 01:44:11
> Fish bitch wanders idly through unfamiliar corridors. 01:44:33
> hes like slenderman but not scary 01:44:51
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> online! 01:45:59
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Ah. Hello. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:46:08
SM: Yoû are a practitioner I gather? 01:46:26
AN: < what iz vp > 01:46:34
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] You would assume correct. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:46:53
SM: Good to knoŵ ŵe are eqûipped ŵith sûch. 01:47:10
((seeing trearq say what is up gave off the same vibe as 'how do you do fellow kids' 01:47:43
(( you understand my intentions 01:48:02
SM: I have ŵondered the same, in trûth. The directionality of this place is not altogether obvioûs at times, given its separation from oûr spaŵning gravities. 01:48:25
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> fuckin what bro 01:49:10
(( you see given that in canon the whole sufferer business happened when alternia had been in its space age long enough i actually think alternian culture was already pretty modern Back In The Day and i get to play with that by making this ancient bitch talk like a modern person 01:49:19
SM: Not to mention of coûrse the dimensional distûrbances I have been personal victim to. 01:49:56
AN: < oh yov know > 01:50:06
AN: < it happenz > 01:50:07
AN: < yov get vzed to it > 01:50:14
> fuckin fish. 01:50:23
SM: Is that so? I see. 01:50:25
AN: < either that or i waz very inebriated and lozt for a few zweepz > 01:50:55
SM: Ha! I have been there myself. 01:51:35
AN: < i'm not zvre there'z a hvge experiential difference there > 01:51:36
> fish to fish communication. fish to fish conversation. 01:52:09
AN: < anyway i'll definitely tell andari abovt thiz next time i zee her > 01:53:08
> You won't. 01:53:11
> she's too nervous to interrupt the fish 01:54:40
AN: < anyway hello doctor > 01:55:26
> why did she think 01:55:38
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Hello. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:55:46
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] I don't know you. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:55:55
AN: < trearq echino > 01:56:06
AN: < pleazed to meet yov > 01:56:15
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Alikah Diegaf. A pleasure. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:56:39
AN: < i'm a member of the zecvrity perzonnel on the zhip > 01:57:36
AN: < i know it kind of zovndz like grvnt work compared to a lot of other fizh bvt i know what i'm good at > 01:58:30
AN: < and evidently zo doez the emprezz > 01:59:08
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] I work as a general surgeon, though I have a specialty in neurosurgery. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 01:59:10
AN: < neat > 01:59:20
AN: < are yov one of the people tinkering arovnd with the off-cazte trollz andari decided to change the empire'z approach to > 01:59:49
SM: I am Gylfaû Chamer, Great Sponsor of the Briny Depths and soon-to-be Is-Gapten. 01:59:58
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] I could if I wanted, though some have called my methods to be extreme. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:00:47
SM: Ŵhat methods? 02:00:55
AN: < the nevrozvrgery onez i gvezz > 02:01:07
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Read the tag. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:01:11
AN: < the mvtantz and limez aren't exactly a rezovrce exizting in excezz, we wovldn't want them to get damaged > 02:02:01
SM: Ah. Admittedly my reading on medical procedûres has been... limited. 02:02:03
SM: Ŵhy the controversy? 02:02:34
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Unlike mutants and limes, rebels are plentiful. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:02:52
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Which is what I used to deal with. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:02:57
SM: I forget the natûre of sûrface life. Feŵ ventûres above, for me. 02:03:22
AN: < i'm zvre my tag haz yov cvriovz then and i can immediately explain it by zimply zaying my lvzvz had it az a featvre of itz biology. > 02:03:45
SM: Ŵhere I hail from, there ŵas a great fraternity. 02:03:53
AN: < mm. > 02:09:20
AN: < are yov going to > 02:09:27
AN: < elaborate > 02:09:29
SM: Myself? 02:09:38
AN: < yez > 02:09:56
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Obviously. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:09:58
AN: < i explained that my lvzvz had analgezic nevrotoxin az an azpect of itz biology and thatz all the explaining anyone bvt yov waz giving > 02:10:45
SM: Ŵell, being sûrroûnded by felloŵ trolls of means, there ŵas comradery and a ŵealth of cûltûre, ûnspoiled by the disenfranchised. 02:11:08
AN: < i'm zvre > 02:11:21
SM: Yoû ûnderstand I am no great sûpporter of the disparities some are sûbject to in life. 02:11:58
SM: As sûch it ŵas preferable for me to sûrroûnd myself ŵith others of similar position and endoŵment. 02:12:26
> bro you couldnt deal with a pocket dimension 02:12:58
> AND YOU CAN? 02:13:22
> better than you 02:13:59
> crying 02:14:18
AN: < i waz hatched abovt 7 zweepz before the lazt emprezz took the throne if memory zervez > 02:16:03
AN: < ztill advltz on the homeworld back then > 02:16:09
AN: < way different time > 02:16:14
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] How old are you then? [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:16:24
AN: < i lozt covnt look it vp in a fvckin hiztory book at thiz point > 02:16:59
SM: Cûrioûs. Ŵhat ŵere the adûlts like? I haven't read of this time, somehoŵ. 02:17:16
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AN: < i mean > 02:18:30
AN: < what are advltz like on an eztablizhed colony > 02:18:40
AN: < jvzt imagine that overlaid on alternia > 02:18:52
AN: < well maybe not, i haven't been on alternia in a long fvcking time > 02:19:24
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] I wouldn't expect you to remember. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:19:48
AN: < i gvezz all the kidz kind of keep infraztrvctvre rvnning where the dronez don't > 02:19:53
SM: Most adûlts have not seen the yoûth since themselves being one, I sûspect? 02:19:55
AN: < i mean, nowadayz > 02:20:07
SM: Hence my line of qûestioning. 02:21:02
AN: < mozt of vz get a zenze of it from frezh exilez theze dayz > 02:22:02
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Interesting. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:22:42
AN: < i mean, am i wrong on that front > 02:23:37
AN: < i don't know how old yov are ML > 02:24:01
SM: I am myself rather neŵly aboard. 02:24:18
AN: < if yov're not a frezh exile, i mean, yov get a zenze of the wayz alternia changez by hearing from the new exilez, right? > 02:24:41
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] I'm only around 30 sweeps. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:24:53
[url=https://imgur.com/N6k74jb][color=#000080]ML[/color][/url]: [u] Though my time on Alternia is skewed because I didn't often leave my hive. [/u] - [font=Monotype Corsiva][sub]A.L.[/sub][/font] 02:25:38
AN: < neither did i really > 02:25:54
AN: < i waz zet vp on the zeafloor pretty far from any grovp zettlementz of other violetz > 02:26:26
SM: Myself as ŵell, bût it ŵas ŵorth the travel. 02:28:03
> fish 02:28:16
> you are trying very hard to hide your disdain for other fish 02:29:23
> bully him 02:29:37
AN: < i'm zvre diztance meanz lezz theze dayz with more modern tranzport tech > 02:30:23
AN: < or like > 02:30:27
AN: < zhipz > 02:30:28
AN: < i didn't really care to have one > 02:30:38
AN: < waz never really the plvndering type > 02:30:56
SM: Ŵelsh transport trûly is a marvel, yes. 02:32:33
AN: < lezz room to do that with grown violetz and their cloak and lazer bz anyway > 02:33:08
(( hold on i should invite my scottish friend to this group 02:33:21
(( :eyes: 02:33:30
(( i hope they slaughter my bullshit welsh fish 02:33:51
((scottish people arent real though 02:34:20
((see 02:42:28
/(( yeah 02:43:08
> [color=gray]offline. 02:43:27
> the violets were making her too nervous 02:43:40
SM: Attending to something important, no doûbt. 02:43:54
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> yeah sure 02:44:54
> [color=gray]online. 02:49:25
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: Hello! :> 02:49:28
AN: < oh hey > 02:49:38
AN: < chef type > 02:49:40
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: (orre(t! 02:49:48
SM: Finally! 02:49:51
((on the reserves it looks like gylfau's age says 0ish 02:50:31
((dumb baby 02:50:38
(( yknow. yeah 02:50:42
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: Finally? 02:51:14
(( also correcting alikah's entry on trearq-- she was hatched directly *before* the prior empress took the throne 02:52:01
SM: I had been hoping to become acqûainted ŵith the cook before I dare try their makings. 02:52:27
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: ((i think that fixes it but i am very dumb 02:53:21
/((very dumb 02:53:30
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: Well, as I am the highblood (hef, here I am! :> 02:54:05
> it's actual cannibal shia labeouf 02:54:21
SM: And ŵhat are yoûr credentials? Ŵhat manner of cûisine have yoû stûdied? 02:54:41
> shut up 02:55:01
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: I am a (ertified (ulinanar(hist, if that wasn't obvious by the tag. Though ranking on this spe(ifi( vessel? I would be (lassified as the head (hef. :> 03:00:59
SM 03:01:36
(( yeah 03:01:39
SM 03:01:42
SM: And the latter qûestion? 03:01:44
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: I didn't really spe(ialize in making one spe(ifi( type of (uisine! I just (olle(ted any knowledge I (ould. :> 03:04:09
SM: Name one sûch soûrce. I need a measûre of yoûr esteem. 03:04:42
AN: < jvzt give me a ztraight ball of citric acid > 03:04:54
> sm speedrun making everyone hate him 03:05:31
SM: Are yoû troûbled ŵith scûrvy? 03:05:42
AN: < maybe yov are if yov don't drink yovr ztraight citric acid > 03:06:08
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SZ:~# pure citric acid is a solid. 03:07:03
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: Do you just want a lemon? 03:07:09
AN: < i did zay ball firzt > 03:07:11
SZ:~# pure citric acid is a solid. 03:07:30
AN: < i want it pvt on the record that i zaid "ball" before i zaid "drink" > 03:07:44
> wanting it in a ball shape does not negate their statement 03:07:46
AN: < alzo acidz can be dilvted in water to create an acidic mixtvre > 03:08:12
AN: < or dizzolved > 03:08:24
AN: < not > 03:08:26
SZ:~# then it isn't straight then is it. 03:08:28
AN: < hm > 03:08:32
SZ:~# it would be in solution. 03:08:32
AN: < i can't believe yov wovld do thiz to me > 03:09:07
> you're just casually munching on lusus cookies 03:09:17
> how does one measure culinary esteem. does. does she just list off cook books? does she explain culinary theory? 03:09:18
AN: < i have dementia zz how covld yov > 03:09:38
SZ:~# i'm an equal opportunity shitposter. 03:09:46
AN: < avgh > 03:10:07
AN: < my pvmper iz giving ovt > 03:10:12
AN: < tell andari i'm zorry > 03:10:17
SZ:~# if you have dementia why haven't you retired yet. 03:10:18
AN: < by that logic why haven't yov > 03:10:35
SZ:~# i've tried. 03:10:40
AN: < there yov go. > 03:10:45
SZ:~# several times. 03:10:46
SZ:~# they keep dragging me back. 03:10:53
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SM: Can yoû at least make a deviate delight, CA? 03:13:26
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: Yes! Though, I don't quite know what that is! You (an't just say the name to a re(ipe and know me to instantly know what it is. There's tens of thousands of re(ipes that have been made over the (ourse of an indeterminate amount of sweeps! :> 03:16:22
> sage nod 03:16:46
[url=https://imgur.com/a/o9wBfry][color=#2b0057]CA[/color][/url]: Minor (hanges in a re(ipe (an (reate something entirely new with a (ompletely different flavor profile than what it would've been previously. 03:19:38
> she may be a cannibal, but that doesn't change the fact that she is still a professional 03:19:54
SM: Yes, bût yoû have yet to name one yoû actûally knoŵ. 03:20:46