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Friday 09 September 2022

Mike: its like if twitter didnt have any form of moderation 05:21:34

Mike: except its apparently easier to quit parp 05:21:41

HEX: That's just Parler. 05:22:05

Mike: WHEEZES 05:22:10

Mike: Thump 05:22:18

HEX: I think Steve will do fine on getting a team together if the deal goes through. 05:22:49

Mike: Nadia was a shit owner but jesus christ the mod team back then was banger 05:22:52

HEX: I don't think I agree. 05:23:04

Mike: i got banned from my own chat and within like 20 minutes someone answered my ticket 05:23:07

Mike: instead of 05:23:12

Mike: 3 days 05:23:14

Mike: it was the fact the site had more than literally one person running tickets that made it nice 05:23:38

HEX: There were some bad mods back then too, but the really good ones were at the forefront. 05:23:47

Mike: but tbf the only mod i ever talked to was codtier gamzee 05:23:54

HEX: I was mod Roxy back then. 05:24:05

Mike: oh yeah i think i remember you 05:24:12

Mike: i think i met you like once or twice 05:24:18

HEX: Yea probably. 05:24:25

Mike: usually bc i got banned from my own chat or silenced gghrbgjh 05:24:27

Mike: i think mod roxy was the one who helped me when i accidentally silenced myself in my jurassicstuck chat... 05:24:52

HEX: And now we're back on unsupported. Time is a flat circle. 05:24:58

Mike: this version of unsupported is like one step before i joined back then 05:25:21

Mike: bc the sidebar was way different 05:25:38

Mike: but the homepages n shit are practically identical 05:25:47

HEX: I've still got some updating to do. 05:26:03

Mike: just glad we dont need forums to join group chats :) 05:26:05

HEX: I kind of miss the msparp forums, they were sick. 05:26:18

Mike: yeah but jesus fuck the chat ads were a war of their own 05:26:40

HEX: God yeah. 05:26:46

Mike: youd have like a group of 7 friends bumping your page every minute so you'd be on top 05:26:52

HEX: Horrific. 05:27:06

Mike: but i will say the one thing i miss from the forums chat ads were application processes 05:27:14

HEX: Yeah that was nice to have. 05:27:33

Mike: like my god if it was easier to implement that as a chat owner someway besides like "we've listed the ooc room, here's the app info on the left, make a google doc with your app and when you're done dm one of us <3" 05:28:08

Mike: then i wouldnt have had a user vandalize my reserve sheet because i mentioned his 2 sentence replies were hard to work with when everyone regularly wrote 2 [i]paragraphs[/i]+,,, 05:28:40

HEX: Yeah the process needs some modernization. 05:28:59

Mike: i mentioned it to thelle like a year ago but i wished that mxrp2 would open group chats like mxrp1 would if you werent logged in 05:29:40

Mike: and at the bottom of the page would be a [Enter] button 05:29:47

Mike: the sheer amount of homestucks that see [<FANDOM> CANON ONLY] in the chat topic and then join expecting to rp John Egbert is scarily high 05:30:15

HEX: I like how oldparp works without any actual user accounts. 05:30:59

Mike: yeah 05:31:22

Mike: and honestly?? 05:31:25

Mike: it was shockingly hard to bypass an oldparp ban than an mxrp ban 05:31:32

HEX: We did some wild shit back then to make bans hard to get out of, but modern browsers tend to block that sort of thing. 05:32:08

Mike: i think the only time i got ip banned on oldparp was when i went to a local burger king and it turned out parp banned burgerking ips lmao 05:32:11

HEX: I still have some tricks up my sleeve though. 05:32:14

HEX: Lmao. 05:32:18

Mike: lmao indeed i pissed my fucking pants metaphorically that day 05:32:28

Mike: we just need to make an mxrp launcher and have it device ban people 05:32:52

Mike: j /j 05:32:54

HEX: Hardware fingerprinting is so evil, and I love it. 05:33:13

Mike: god yeah 05:33:30

Mike: ever since i think.. halfway through my time on oldparp, before newparp became a thing i was like "yo itd be sick if we had device banning on here" 05:33:48

HEX: It's unfortunately very hard to do that sort of thing now. 05:34:43

Mike: yeah :pensive: 05:34:51

HEX: Not impossible but browser makers don't like it. 05:35:00

Mike: plus now-a-days people will scream you're violating some imaginary law like buddy that's not how it works- 05:35:18

HEX: Lol lmao. I'm probably gonna try and implement it anyways. 05:35:39

Mike: god i just fucking viscerally remembered how thelle wanted to make money off people needing refs for their characters when imgur and [url=] exists--[br] [br]also fuck yeah, fuck the patriarchy, device bans for everyone- 05:35:57

HEX: That was cringe. 05:36:17

Mike: yeah i even mentioned to him about imgur 05:36:26

Mike: and not needing to host more than maybe 05:36:30

Mike: one image each character 05:36:35

Mike: bc the rest can jsut go on an imgur and be linked via bbcode 05:36:46

Mike: but he wanted mxrp to be "Self Sufficient" 05:36:57

HEX: It's ridiculous. I don't have high hopes for MxRP2. 05:37:08

Mike: me neither man 05:37:18

Mike: fucking the worst part 05:37:26

Mike: is how he REFUSED to talk about what members would get 05:37:32

Mike: the only thing he said was more refs 05:37:40

HEX: Incredible. 05:37:49

Mike: but wouldnt mention any other perks and got mad if you assumed that was the only thing 05:37:56

HEX: I don't like the concept of forcing people to pay for basic features. 05:38:04

Mike: yeah the whole "you get 20 image slots. total." when mannnnyyyyy people answered his questions saying they regularly rped more than 20 muses 05:38:32

Mike: "just write lol" ok ill tell my adhd and possibly undiagnosed autism to describe things i have issues visualizing 05:38:53

HEX: I fucking HATED that 'just write' shit. 05:39:26

Mike: YEAH 05:39:29

Mike: i love writing MOTIONS, actions, gestures, all that 05:39:35

Mike: but im SHIT at writing what a person looks like 05:39:41

HEX: It's repetative. It's not fun. 05:40:10

Mike: hell im more apt to just "[url=google]This is what he looks like[/url], his shirt tight fitted over his mu--" type shit 05:40:14

Mike: if every single time i had to rp with someone i had to write a whole desc of what they looked like, i'd cry 05:40:36

HEX: Remember when he wanted to abolish bbcode in prefixes? Claiming it did bad stuff to the DB? 05:40:55

Mike: yeah like??? 05:41:06

Mike: what could it be doing thats worst than ***gradients*** 05:41:15

Mike: THAT YOU HAD A BBCODE GUIDE 05:41:19

Mike: FOR THE SITE 05:41:20

Mike: THAT HAD AN AUTO GENERATOR FOR GRADIE-- 05:41:26

HEX: I hate gradients tho. It hurts my eyes. 05:41:58

Mike: after a while i got petty and when i coded inosuke hashibira i did gradients for his different forms 05:42:06

Mike: so say everytime i said First Fang: it would replace it with a gradient text of his First Form 05:42:23

HEX: Evil. 05:42:30

Mike: >:]c 05:42:34

Mike: at least they were nice colors 05:42:39

Mike: plus they werent used often 05:42:47

HEX: Lol fair. 05:43:16

Mike: i think the biggest L thelle took, which 05:43:34

Mike: while the rule is a total win and i love it 05:43:39

Mike: was the very very VERY silent "no smut refs for nsfwv chats" 05:43:52

Mike: like it wasnt even IN the rule site 05:43:57

Mike: its a great rule, and one i used in my chats even before he said smut refs were against the rules for sfw rooms 05:44:27

HEX: I don't remember this. 05:44:35

Mike: but the fact he never said they were against the rules until i asked about it myself 05:44:37

Mike: it was in the smutcord actually 05:44:42

Mike: where he said this 05:44:44

Mike: :') 05:44:45

HEX: Lmaoooo. 05:44:53

Mike: yeah 05:44:56

Mike: i love the rule but the fucking sheer audacity of this bitch- 05:45:06

Mike: Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch- 05:45:23

Mike: I had someone join my chat with smut refs and wouldn't remove them 05:45:46

HEX: ??? 05:45:55

Mike: And I got petty and actually asked Thelle about smut refs on nsfwv 05:45:56

Mike: in the smutcord- 05:46:04

Mike: and he said "yeah theyre against the rules, report them" 05:46:12

Mike: and its like "HOW COME IVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS BEFORE" in my head like !?!?!? this is AN IMPORTANT RULE 05:46:31

HEX: This is so much. Why did that person think that's appropriate. 05:46:40

Mike: Because its an 18+ site, even though I had a rule stating we're here for fighting not titties 05:46:58

Mike: It wasn't even the first time or the last 05:47:16

HEX: Terrible. 05:47:36

Mike: And then it turned out the guy was also breaking the 'no underage porn' rule bc it was a bnha chat 05:47:43

HEX: Of fucking course they were. 05:47:57

HEX: Sobbing. 05:47:58

Mike: and he showed off two adult characters with porn refs and i complained to smutcord about it 05:47:59

Mike: and then suddenly went "what if i rped Eijiro" 05:48:08

HEX: Bruhhhhhh. 05:48:22

Mike: and pulled out an eijiro shortcut where half the refs were porn :sob: 05:48:23

HEX: Nooooooooo. 05:48:28

Mike: the worst part is 05:48:32

Mike: i had an eijiro coded myself 05:48:38

Mike: and i rped fat gum 05:48:44

Mike: bnha rpers being not horny for 2 minutes challenge 05:49:08

HEX: This is cursed. 05:49:18

Mike: i stopped rping fat gum bc people were either too horny for him despite him being a willing celibate 05:49:35

Mike: or they would LITERALLY only rp with fat gum and none of my other muses... 05:49:44

HEX: Oof. 05:50:09

Mike: and he was such a fun dude, i was like the only non-horny fat gum on parp... 05:50:12

Mike: i hope if steve gets mxrp2, all the cliquey bitches already packed up and left 05:50:45

HEX: Who knows at this point. There's been no news. 05:51:13

Mike: plot twist thelle made steve sign an NDA 05:51:25

Mike: not even a legally binding one, just one that looks convincing enough 05:51:48

HEX: I'm sure the lawyers he definitely has, the same ones that looked over the contract between himself and 'Insolent', checked it over. It's fine. 05:52:09

Mike: snorts- 05:52:21

Mike: What are you talking about, his lawyer isn't just him in a mustache, I promise 05:52:37

HEX: Google in a trenchcoat. 05:53:02

Mike: Any lawyer would totally approve that contract 100% despite one whole person not even using their real name 05:53:14

HEX: That 'contract' put stipulations on people who didn't even sign it. Lol. 05:53:41

Mike: ikr?! 05:53:49

Mike: I would have loved to see him try to sue someone for 'breaking' that contract 05:54:01

Mike: It hurt itself in its confusion. 05:54:17

HEX: Insolent would have to, and in order for that to happen she has to exist. 05:54:19

Mike: LMAO 05:54:26

Mike: Its utterly hilarious how 05:54:36

Mike: after the parp drama in the official discord 05:54:41

Mike: and the cherp shit 05:54:45

Mike: she just straight dropped off the face of the planet 05:54:51

Mike: same with AKI 05:54:53

HEX: It's pretty funny. 05:55:05

Mike: "They're not sockpuppets guys" 05:55:11

HEX: Totally. 05:55:21

Mike: The fact alone that Thelle claimed I was making false claims against AKI, which, in reality he wouldn't be able to verify if he wasn't AKI... 05:55:44

HEX: He what now? 05:56:04

Mike: I got banned for 24 hours at one point 05:56:12

Mike: For pointing out AKI allowed underage back on parp solely bc he shut down all communications 05:56:24

HEX: Lmaoooo. 05:56:35

Mike: And Thelle banned me without a word 05:56:40

HEX: Fucking incredible. 05:56:49

Mike: so Steve asked on my behalf about what happened, not even naming names 05:56:49

Mike: "Oh I know them, they've been making false claims about AKI allowing underage on parp, even though I have logs about Spamless making bans while I was gone" 05:57:09

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Mike: "They're annoying" 05:57:29

HEX: Wow. 05:57:30

Mike: "I just wanted to scare them into shutting up, I'll unban them tomorrow" 05:57:39

Mike: And this is after he said he didn't ban people for talking smack about him lmao 05:57:53

Mike: It's like who fucking cares if they were false or not anyway, no one knows who the fuck AKI was 05:58:21

Mike: The claims wouldn't be able to follow them at ALL 05:58:31

HEX: He's so transparent oh my god. 05:59:01

Mike: The fact alone that AKI said they had a team of mods but ticket responses still took the same amount of time as when Thelle stated he owned parp-- 05:59:10

Because Aki was a singular mod. 05:59:54

Mike: well yeah 05:59:59

Mike: but he also swore up and down he had his own team of mods 06:00:07

Mike: lmao 06:00:08

Mike: I wish Thelle had his site mod account set with a preset name like 06:00:30

Mike: how Hex's is 06:00:36

Mike: bc i would have laughed my ass off if he joined a chat after he said AKI took over and it said 'THELLERE' 06:00:51

A plethora of mods back then didn’t use names. 06:00:56

HEX: LMAO 06:00:57

Mike: nah a lot did 06:01:03

Mike: just not like. specific names 06:01:09

They’d frequently come in with just ‘Mod.’ On a occasion you would see the named ones. 06:01:16

Mike: I actually saw more named mods than 'Mod' 06:01:29

Mike: like Gamzee, Roxy, Turtle, I think someone mentioned Nepeat? 06:01:47

Mike: like as their parp mod name 06:01:53

Cool. 06:01:58

Mike: newparp though the only sitemod i met who didnt have a preset name was Thelle 06:02:17

Mike: and 06:02:31

Mike: whoever joined my NSFWE chat that one time to make sure we werent letting kids fuck 06:02:39

Mike: hBGEJHRG 06:02:44

Mike: but that was during AKI's reign so who the fuck knows 06:03:04

HEX: It was definitely Thellki. 06:03:22

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