> well fuck, now you have to intervene... greatttt. you walk right up to him. "ZEG, buddy, pal, thats ENOUGH, im asking nicely as a friend... if you can even recognize me. are you under pan control or something? please dont be under pan control. because if you smash ONE MORE THING..." 01:57:55
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> He grunted, looking to find the throne room 02:05:34
> [color=purple]"I have no say on Clown electrons, and besides, you're the real puppet."[/color] Coral presses behind his earfin, and you feel something grab your right arm—a clam lusus bites strongly, immobilizing you without breaking the skin. Coralkin slides down and strikes your abdomen with the Sabrefish, knocking you to the wet stairs. You feel something slimy crawl on your neck. [color=purple]"You kills guards and threaten the Grand Highblood, for what? Another coup attempt? All I see is a troll misguided by anarchists; I serve the people. Now stay still; that's a blue ring octofish on your neck—enough poison to kill six wingwhales. If you try to stop me from saving people, that's on you."[/color] Coralkin runs down the steps to direct the wave towards the checkpoint fires. 02:06:12
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[color=black]> [color=purple]"I have no say in Clown elections, and besides, you're the real puppet."[/color] Coral presses behind his earfin, and you feel something grab your right arm—a clam lusus bites strongly, immobilizing you without breaking the skin. Coralkin slides down and strikes your abdomen with the Sabrefish, knocking you to the wet stairs. You feel something slimy crawl on your neck. [color=purple]"You kill loyal guards and threaten the Grand Highblood. All I see is a troll misguided by anarchists; I serve the people. Now stay still; that's a blue ring octofish on your neck—enough poison to kill six wingwhales. If you try to stop me from saving people, that's on you."[/color] Coralkin runs down the steps to direct the wave towards the checkpoint fires. 02:08:29
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> Well, WHOEVER this is, thinks they know you. Friends... laughable, you don't laugh though. You don't have any [i]actual[/i] friends. You have [u]Family[/u]— and none of them have anything to do with these guys. You ignore their words, up until it seemed like they were trying to intimidate you. Really? [i]Threaten? You?[/i] You had vanished into a black blur, handily binding the in a tight wrap with chain; In the midst of that accelerated movement, you had managed to end up behind them, leaning your back to their chained up one, keeping their imprisonment taut. What should you say to this stranger-not-stranger? Mmm. Nothing. What proof is there that they even [i]REALLY[/i] know it's you. Everyone who's thought as such is just a paranoid nut. The ensnaring should suffice to the contrary. 02:15:30
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> you really are not in the mood to fight here, and this entrapment is no fun "come on zeg, if you want to get some energy out we could always take it back to that old shack of yours where the tall grass grows! i mean, its perfect, right?" you struggle to escape but then again, what reason does he have to hurt you? he wouldn't do that just out of the blue... right? 02:21:41
> They smile. "Oh yeah? The only poison i had met was from Loyalist trolls, thinking me no better than a slave!" they say reaching behind to 'grab' the octopus, only for it to be beheaded and rendered dead. As for the the clam, they out right turned it into a doughnut and shook it off. "You serve the empire, not the people. Because the very people you try to serve is now knocking your damn doors down! I'll server the people better than you or the corruption you spread. they spoke as their powers manifest a void like aura around their arms, disintegrating the sleeves of the suit. "You're defending the very poison that lead me here! The reason there's a rebellion, i'm only what set [color=black]their pumps blazing![/color]" they start swiping the air, directing the swipes at the fish, every swipe becoming faster and faster as the friction is being voided. "Reverse movement! You're going nowhere!" they yelled as the violent felt a violent force pull them back at the gate! Resistance may cause damage! 02:21:54
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> Annoying. You forcibly pull and raise, lifting them off the ground and flinging them over your shoulder, slamming their trapped body into a wall. They've got no right talking about that place. None of them do. They all left out to dry for some suicidal plan that you can't even fathom the full extent of just yet. Torturing this one isn't going to help, even if they were one of the flakes on your "team". You have right to ne irritated, don't you? You yank them from the wall, forcing them flounder about on the ground. You'd hurt whoever you need to stop... whatever the hell is going on. 02:36:35
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> "o-ow" well well well, it seems he has a bit more pep in his step then you last remember! and that hurt too! "alrighty zeg, im going to fight you or die trying to, your call. i guess its only right, im only half of the troll you once knew after all! besides, last i remember the college was in shambles, whats an invasion going to do? make it worse? please, this is more important than you see Zeg!" you poke as you put on the mask, the lovely scent you know and love flooding your lungs. you pull out a purple smoke, one you know for certain will be a lot less pleasant to breath in. 02:44:44
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> You don't care if they're one-half, 66%, 99.9999999999999% of a troll you know; they're not going to get through to you with cheap talk. No one's talk has meant anything. Guess they managed to free up one of their restricted arms. You'd say it's no problem, but they've gotten smoke everywhere. You recognize it almost immediately, but you can't stop it from invading your senses. Electing to release the end of the chain you were holding as you backed away. Even with this and all these layers, you can't ctach too much of a break. You'd breathe through your gills to filter this crap, but you don't know if that's how they would respond, could end up damaging yourself more. You simply retreat further away from the gas, arm raised to your head as your shoulders jut and spasm with each stifled cough and huff. 02:55:53
[color=black]> Coralkin, his expression a mix of anger and concern, urgently tells Tobira [color=purple]"No, stop! You'll kill them."[/color] The flow of water halts, leaving the fire to consume the smoldering tanks. Both armies, rebel and empire, sustain heavy losses amid the chaos of fire, destruction, and death that engulfs the concrete mall. Despite the intensity of the battle, Coralkin summons a dolphin and skillfully rides it toward Tobira. With determined precision, he delivers a powerful punch, smashing Tobira through the tower glass. Tobira rolls on the carpeted floors inside, the echoes of the intense battle still ringing in the air. 02:56:17
> Cliody races through the palace rooms, forcefully pushing open double doors into identical staterooms. The sheer size of the palace becomes evident as she navigates its vast expanse. Despite the apparent uniformity, Cliody takes deliberate turns, skillfully avoiding routes that might conceal unknown dangers. Gaijin trails behind, likely feeling a mix of confusion and mild disorientation. "Hurry up, Gaijin! We have to secure the Executives before Rarava finds them!" 03:03:03
> they move to stand, legs now a slight bit torn from the glass and they stand, returning to their counter offence. "They know what this assault is about. Let them fight, as do you. We are ready to die for a cause. Besides, this was a smarter choice. If you ran off, i would already been on my way to kill the Empress uninterrupted. You would have been the soul cause of a change... You sure you're pro empire?" they asked with a confident smirk. "Joining me seems more favorable, get to help out [i]all[/i] the people, and not the ones you're told to help by the empire. Even those trapped and hatch into slavery each and every day." they spoke. It was all truths, but also meant to convince the foe to turncoat. 03:06:13
> your eyes water as well, but by the lords word did it not matter more. "zeg, the battle is already being fought elsewhere, you accomplish nothing here! you cant stop a battle you are not even in anymore!" you throw a powder bomb, something you know he can take and live through but you know it will hurt! "why bother? just to get the frustration out that you cant do anything about it? sorry to burst your bubble but its a little pathetic to see!" you get some space between the both of you, but not before making sure you take that chain into your syladex so he cant wrap you again! 03:07:22
[color=blue]> They follow after, trying to keep up and stay silent too as they look about. "Where... is it all?" 03:07:27
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> Who do they think they are? Calling you pathetic? They [i]definitely[/i] don't know you. And you don't wanna know them. You easily return the powder bomb with a well-timed roundhouse kick. They can have your chain, you don't need it to put them down. You know [i]where[/i] you have to be. From the sounds of their misguided, handicapped pan babble; the fight's already started. No doubt there are casualties. Always just a step too late.... but that doesn't mean you can't stop things before things are REALLY irreparable. You have to knock this one out. You stay far from the smoke, backing into the wall- smart choice. You rear back a tough elbow, blowing out a large portion of the wall to escape to clean air with. 03:14:55
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> "alright, maybe you can tell me WHY you are doing this? i thought we were on the same side! is it a fish thing? i feel its just a silly fish thing" another bomb, either you get them out and into that battle or you keep defending this place. "so zeg, you really want to waste your time with me? im flattered!" 03:24:50
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> You deflect another bomb off to the left, allowing it to go off into the distance. Fish thing? Oh no... you were hoping it wasn't something that absolutely pan dead... You feel your anger slipping, your sclera slowly bleeding into a blazing scarlet, but [color=#00aed1]something inhibits such a power.[/color] Causing you an intense migraine as your body grows agonized by it's own weight and you collapses to the dirt on your hands and knees, fiercely grappling your mask off and exposing your face... and a pretty gnarly nosebleed. Something [color=#00aed1]flashes[/color] in your pupils for a second before it vanishes. You heave a bit, trying to regain your composure. Are you still hurt from fighting the Taskrauder Purple? Nah... this doesn't feel right.. 03:33:17
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> Ravara and his cultists run through the palace, entering room after room of identical cubical farms; all empty. The rebels run ahead into a great hall, but a wave of winter frost freezes them mid-stride. The momentum of their run smashes them against the ground, like falling plates. Promet the Mad steps forth, holding the line against the rebel scourge. He yells, "Clown!..." the sound echoes effortlessly in deserted halls. "At long last, we meet again. This moment was inevitable. After all, I still possess something dear of yours..." He taps the side of his temple, "Unless I have I say in the matter." He fires his two-handed [i]Feliz Navideath[/i] drill, blanketing the room in frigid snow. 03:37:32
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((here 03:41:18
((repost, no dice for the love of god 03:41:55
((i am exhausted rn 03:42:12
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[color=black]> Coralkin speaks from the heart, [color=purple]"It doesn't matter if you say you want to save people; you're still wrong. You came here to kill the Empress and the Five Heads. I'm fighting you because I believe in life, even if it's cruel and vicious. Speaking of vicious, heads up!"[/color] He presses behind his ear, and from around a cubicle wall, a swarm of winged piranhas flies at Tobira. 03:44:47
((Just keep going from this point. The snow move is just a arena change.)) 03:45:41
> He turned, throwing a club like a boomarang at the back of Coralkin's head. 03:47:46
>void)) 03:49:46
> He left the area and headed toward the palace, equipping a breathing apparatus to dive into the water 03:50:47
> "alright, zeg, you dont look so well, please just leave so i dont blow off a limb or something." yikes, he does not look to well off. you just stay back, observing them and how you perhaps threw too strong of a bomb? nah, maybe it was the gas. 03:50:55
> They turn in shock, managing to to dodge just barely. Unfortunately their suit now stands in tatters. "Damn, you're legit just summoning aqua fauna from nowhere? But i'm only after the Head bitch in charge. But hey, if i gotta pummel them so be it. Since i got no beef with you, I'll only make sure you can recover at least." They say as they resume the counter offensive stance. 03:52:11
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> Ravara easily wipes away the blazing white powder off his skin. The room has experienced a foot of snowfall. Pulling out a sled, Promet begins sliding down to where he stands. "The Empress has guaranteed me a new lab if I can neutralize you. It's politics mostly; I would rather not soil my hands. But I agreed to help on one condition: that I get to keep your head." He swings his drill with clinical madness. 03:58:34
> "Shut up. Just shut up, for once." Everyone's such a chatter a box. You rub at your nose, what could possibly be causing you to bleed? Certainly not them, you've been taking it easy on them and they still aren't too big of a problem, so you couldn't have overexerted yourself. Tear Gas might've been able to do this if you were dumb enough to sit in it for long. You wipe away the blood and pull your hood down. The breeze feels good, but that's not important, "I've got what I need, I don't need to bother with you- I don't even know who you are. You're cute face, but don't think that and knowing my name means anything." You are back to yourself- evolved from what you were before and much more... You. That much is apparent. 03:59:21
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> "You bastard.. I'mma motherfucking gut you!" He pulled his clubs out, spiked with broken troll horns and bones. "BRING IT!!" 04:03:18
> "oh come on, if i remember correctly you were the one to see first hand how a tail sprouted from my ass, now since then things have gotten... complicated. anyway, could we just not fight then? i would be happy with that at motherfucking least" you ease your stance, sensing they might have had a change of pan. "so... we good?" 04:04:23
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> Cliody gracefully vaults over several cubicles, swiftly navigating through the office space. She cuts through a xeroxed conference room, emerging into a spacious hallway. Coming to a pause, she takes a moment to catch her breath, settling onto a faux-leather bench positioned beside a tall faux-mahogany door crowned by a clock. Checking her wristbound chronometer, she notes slightly winded, "We have arrived ahead of the rebel forces. That is excellent. Inside this room is the Executive Board Room. [i]Inhale.[/i] Our mission is to get them out of here safely so the exchange of powers is seen as legitimate." She taps on the door, addressing Gaijin with a sense of urgency, "Promise me this, Gaijin: Do not enter HER office yet." 04:06:17
> That's some delusional talk, but if it isn't then something really dumb happened while you were busy being... busy. Regardless, you will let them roll with it, but the answer remains, "No. We aren't." This has nothing to do with you being mad at anyone, you sort of just tossed that aside, since you figured they'd be hopeless either way. All that trouble, just to stand alone like you wanted to. What really has you irritated is all of... THIS tomfoolery, "What about ANY OF THIS is good? Everything's in chaos. What am I even doing here- I have to stop... some bozo from making the world implode on itself. Or rip out their blind eyes, whichever comes first." You've recouped just find, starting to get to your feet. 04:09:49
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> "well i guess i was wrong... but its not all going to be just an all out clurch fiesta so you know, ra has plans, and for all i know its going to be the exact same empire as we all have it now. he is not going to let a world cull happen. fuck, he wont even let the clowns have their way with anyone they like! this is no idiots game played by a wriggler, and if i were you id start thinking about that!" maybe if you yap enough he will go away, he seems to hate it either way. 04:18:28
[color=blue]> They not, looking at the door. "Why?... Should barricade?... or just to prevent crown taking?" 04:18:38
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((ok pauae how would it be the exact same empire? 04:24:19
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((kek)) 04:24:51
((that makes no sense, clowns are religiously persecuted and forced to be heroes wtf are they talking about? 04:25:01
((not the exact same, but it was "reflavored" from what she heard 04:25:07
((so what happened, did you losers kill my character without m permission? 04:25:24
(( i may have "oops"ed 04:25:35
((we kinda just left em be 04:25:35
((tobira doesn’t realize how MASSIVE he fucked up with Ra saying that shit 04:25:40
((dam... 04:25:49
((i was somehow unbanned after a while but i never chose to come back 04:26:03
((i am a much more abrasive person than most are willing to handle 04:26:14
((nah, he taking about the already made coruption 04:26:14
((Because of the current state of the clurch 04:26:34
((If he did put them as the world leaders, they'd legit go hog wild murder party 04:27:03
((i was yesterday just banned form the cherp.chat discord because I was talking about how little i give a shit about anybody there and literally one person was uncomfortable and made rez ban me 04:27:30
((thus why Tobira's brother was set up as the temp GHB 04:27:51
((the clurch would be brought back to the order it had before 04:28:20
((dude the main mod came into my dms and told me to fucking leave this chat and you guys are acting like me being here is somehow juwst okay 04:28:26
((i wish UB was active 04:28:39
((After a long while yeah 04:28:42
((my character was literalyu about to change this entire AU 04:28:48
((hard 04:28:50
((Also, is it not ok? 04:28:54
((i assume not)) 04:28:59
((a woman in this chat came to my dms and made me very interested in her)) 04:29:13
((whoa, really? sounds intense dude 04:29:16
((I'm happy you're back tbh, but idk what you were expecting 04:29:18
((EA, we were in the middle of a battle)) 04:29:31
> "Yeah and you're entrusting this task in whatshisface's hands who is undoubtedly incompetent. Severely incompotent. The fact any one is actually going along with whatever plan this is dumbass has is quite surprising." You put a hand to your temple, shaking off some grating noise in your head, "Whateverhisface has spewed to you is nothing but dull words. Sure, those are some good sentiments, but they just don't understand what really matters, all this strife didn't work out all those sweeps before and even further sweeps beyond that for a reason. Make all the excuses for whoever it is we're talking about that you want, I'm going to do something, you can just... stay here and play lapdog for all I care." 04:29:37
((yeah 04:29:40
((a woman from this chat, a rainbow drinker roleplayer, made me very intereste4d in her in OOC despite not being available. She had a husband, and eventually I snapped at her and told her to stop flirting with me if she did not desire me romantically 04:30:40
((15 minutes later the yellow blood roleplayer of the chat dms on me discord telling me that i am causing drama and need to leave 04:31:11
so i left 04:31:13
((and again, current state of the clurch being the leading emperor race is very BAD due to the bad apples causing chaos 04:31:31
((my characters movement was going to be so large.)) 04:32:07
((thats because theres no active GHB 04:32:21
((EA, I'm trying to Dungeon Master an ending. Please come back later, you are throwing off my groove.)) 04:32:27
((one of the members of this chat asked me if they could kill him once i was [color=#7e1a7d]"[/color]excommunicated[color=#7e1a7d]"[/color]__ 04:32:31
((and that offended me so harshly i announced you all my enemy 04:32:59
((Legit, Tobi got no choice but to choose careful and choose based on people rather than who's owed what 04:33:00
((also, bro cmon 04:33:14
((Ra is insulted and deeply hurt 04:33:25
((so long as you all continue thine communed hatred, I shant lay mine principles to waste 04:33:36
((i am a man, after all)) 04:33:45
((... 04:33:46
(( Dude, i just wanna do the rp 04:33:59
((what's this guy going on about? 04:34:06
(( i aint about hate trains 04:34:19
((didnt even know about any 04:34:31
((people have literally slandered me to the point of abandoning every single rp i wanted on this website 04:34:36
((that sucks, happened to me on parp too 04:35:00
((yeah dude. 04:35:07
((bruh idek who you are 04:35:13
((but i got over it and started over 04:35:13
((that the fucking parp communitu 04:35:16
((it happens every single time 04:35:23
((So like, this whole thing you're diong 04:35:40
> "and i will, if you want to make a difference take it to the battle front, just not here, alright zeg?" you just stare at him, hoping he leaves through that hole in the wall he just made. "besides, you cant change my mind, but i wont fight you on it" 04:35:43
((there has not been a single time in my life that i write an interesting story for the parp commmunity 04:35:44
((and not been banned in the process 04:35:51
((it's not helping 04:36:01
((i literaly could not give a single fuck about anybody at this point 04:36:11
((i hope you all die.)) 04:36:16
((Why are giving a fuck then 04:36:24
((i dont 04:36:28
((why? 04:36:32
((because maybe to you, the mods are the only people separating you and me from being friends)) 04:36:51
((Why does it have to be 04:37:08
((rather than making lines with sicks, You're making a trench with a shovel 04:37:40
((#1 messaged me after a woman was made uncomfortable by me telling her I no longer wanted her in my DM's aftter what she did, so I left without any arguemment)) 04:37:58
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((Good luck with that 04:38:22
((after I left somebody had asked me if they could use the nature of the alternian universe to just kill my character 04:38:34
((so i told him to kill himself instead 04:38:43
((and blocked him 04:38:47
((You just left without explaining yourself? 04:38:51
((I dont have to explain romance and love, those things, when betrayed explicitly, only deserve silence. 04:39:27
((You coulda used screanshots even if you felt the need 04:39:58
((I told that woman before multiple times that her sexual advances were being very romantic, and I could not separate the two intentions without her explicit recognition 04:40:24
((which she gave none 04:40:28
((it was the jadeblood who is not here anymore 04:40:52
((rather than leaving in spite and directing a cone of hate at our general direction 04:40:54
((HEY BUDDY, we dont NEED to know that nor do we WANT to know that as we have NOTHING to do with it! 04:41:00
((yeah 04:41:07
((this is 04:41:10
((dude I literally do not give a single shit if you need to know or not 04:41:13
((Then why tell us now 04:41:26
((ban me, suck my cock, i couldn't give less of a shit 04:41:26
((whatever this is its rather pathetic but funny 04:41:35
(:v chat, he doesn't know. 04:41:40
((practically months after 04:41:40
((yeah fr like 04:41:47
((this bitch actually made me feel so inferior that I left 04:41:58
((without talking to all of you 04:42:02
((and i feel really pathetic about that 04:42:09
((who even is you? 04:42:19
((dude, you say you dont care 04:42:19
((because I doubt any of you really liked or even remembered her 04:42:25
(( then why come back? jesus, get a damn therapist if it bothers you that much 04:42:26
((yet here you are caring a storm 04:42:30
((yet here you are licking my nuts from the base to the tip 04:42:40
((cause you wont shadup! 04:42:54
((about 04:43:01
((about what exactly? 04:43:13
((You're actively trying to get us mad? 04:43:14
((no 04:43:17
((that was never my intention. 04:43:22
((then why 04:43:23
((UBBBBBBB get the guy who smells like desperation and loser 04:43:28
((Why rile up like thi 04:43:35
((You have been here for 25 minutes, I think that's long enough.)) 04:43:43
((it's not "man" 04:43:46
((lmao I make 38 an hour, ur not gonnna convince me im a loser 04:44:00
((your desperation is only projected onto me 04:44:09
((about some dumb ban and some lady who you simped for and things went sour, boo hoo 04:44:10
((idk what else this is 04:44:10
((cunt. 04:44:12
((dude, just leave 04:44:28
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((idk why you're here anymore 04:44:37
((i don't care about the paycheck of a guy who whines about his romance problems in an rp aerver 04:44:50
((we cant do anything about this anymore 04:45:12
((hes ip banned how the fuck 04:45:16
((because your retarded mongoloid of a mod couldn't ban me after some random bitch started this shit in the first place)) 04:45:17
((we cant pick either side 04:45:40
((suck my cock, its so fucking tasty)) 04:45:40
((I'm going to move the Empress fight to tomorrow.)) 04:45:45
(:v damb bro is really still at it. 04:45:52
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((dude, just cancel it 04:45:57
((i am sleepy 04:46:05
((cancel your fucking life, nigger)) 04:46:11